Night Court1984

Alice Beeker:
[In the cafeteria] We can save time by filling out this questionnaire here. So you can make your first deposit tonight.

Dan Fielding:
It'll be my pleasure. [laughs]

Alice Beeker:
[Not impressed] All finished?

Dan Fielding:
Yeah.

Alice Beeker:
Fine. Now... have you ever donated before?

Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:
Yes, he gave at the office. [laughs] I'm never gonna get through this. [stands up and walks away]

Dan Fielding:
No, I haven't.

Alice Beeker:
Have you ever had a semen analysis?

Dan Fielding:
You mean by a professional? Negative on that too, babe.

Alice Beeker:
Now... let's get into your underwear. What kind do you wear?

Dan Fielding:
[Everyone in the cafeteria looks at Dan then Dan looks at everyone] Men's! Uh, look, Miss Beeker is all of this necessary, all of this here?

Alice Beeker:
I'm afraid so, Mr. Fielding. In fact, it gets even more personal. You see, we have to delve into every aspect and detail of your sex live as part of the screening process.

Dan Fielding:
You really enjoy your work, don't you?

Alice Beeker:
Immensely.