Night Court1984

Alice Beeker:
Mr. Fielding?

Dan Fielding:
Well, if it isn't the Mistress of the Mason Jar. I said I'd be down there in the morning.

Alice Beeker:
That's why I stopped by. It won't be necessary.

Dan Fielding:
What are you talking about?

Alice Beeker:
Turns out, we made a mistake.

Dan Fielding:
Huh!

Alice Beeker:
It was a new man in the analysis section. He mixed up you test results with those of another person.

Dan Fielding:
So what you're saying is...

Alice Beeker:
Your sperm is just dandy. Bye.

Dan Fielding:
Just like that? Wham, bam, thank you, Dan?