Night Court1984

[after the staff reads Dan's death threat, a bum walks into Harry's office, reaching into his coat]

Tony Giuliano:
I'm looking for Fielding...

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
IT'S HIM, HE'S GOT A GUN!

[He dives behind Harry's couch while Christine sprays the bum in the eyes]

Christine Sullivan:
Eat mace, bozo!

Tony Giuliano:
Ah, geez, lady, I'm a cop!

[shows his badge]

Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone:
You must be Detective Giuliano. I'm Judge Stone, the lump behind the couch is Dan Fielding. Of course you already met the lovely Christine Sullivan.

Tony Giuliano:
[still blinking off the mace] Charmed.

Christine Sullivan:
Well, what was I supposed to think? You have... doggie doo on your shoes.

Tony Giuliano:
I'm undercover, I put it there!