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Night Court is an American television situation comedy that aired on NBC from January 4, 1984, to May 31, 1992. The setting was the night shift of a Manhattan municipal court, Criminal Court Part 2, presided over by a young, unorthodox judge, Harold… more »



Christine Sullivan:
[Dan disguised as a nun walks past Christine] Sister? [Dan crouches to the floor] Sister please, I have a confession to make of a personal nature.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
[Speaks in a high-pitched voice] Oh, well, why don't we come sit down over here, my child. [They sit on a bench seat]

Christine Sullivan:
Thank you, sister. Oh, I'm ashamed to say that I have just had an impulsive carnal liaison with a man.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
Whoo! Yes, well, my child, tell me, all about it.

Christine Sullivan:
Well, the worst part is I was weak when a friend's life was in danger.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
Yes, tut-tut, now, about this liaison, um, I need details for true forgiveness.

Christine Sullivan:
I don't know where to start.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
Were you naked?

Christine Sullivan:
No! No. We just kissed.

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
Oh, I see, my child. Did he stick his tongue down your throat?

Christine Sullivan:
[Perplexed at the question, looks toward Dan] What?

Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding:
[Christine continues looking] Did he make balloon animals out of your panties?

Christine Sullivan:
[Pulls back one side of the black veil] Dan! Dan Fielding, you big pervert! [starts whaling on Dan and walks away]

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