Night Court1984

[about Yakov's brother, who doesn't want to go back to the Soviet Union]

Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:
Is it really that bad over there?

Yakov Korolenko:
You ever been to Milwaukee?

Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:
Yeah.

Yakov Korolenko:
Close your eyes.

Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:
Why?

Yakov Korolenko:
Please?

[Bull does]

Yakov Korolenko:
When you open your eyes, you're going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. No matter where you go, no matter how far you run, you're still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in a cab, and drive two hundred miles in any direction, and you're still going to be in the middle of Milwaukee. You can get in an airplane, and fly two thousand miles, and you're still...

Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon:
[clutching his head] NO! STOP, STOP IT!

[Bull rushes away]

Yakov Korolenko:
[to his brother] Works every time.