Office Gossip2001

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Jo:
It's all right; don't worry. Mr Battle's a sweetie, really.

Rod:
Aarrgh! Damn! Damn! [kicks a chair] Damn!

Jo:
Rod!

Rod:
It seems that the little kiddies aren't buying our splatter gun. Little monsters. Thick, ignorant, stupid little bastards.

Jo:
Rod!

Rod:
Ah! Oh, S-Sam. [laughing in embarrassment] What a lovely, what a lovely surprise. Shouldn't you be at, shouldn't she be at school?

Jo:
Been flooded. The guinea pig got stuck down the drain. Been given the day off.

Rod:
Wow! That's great! I bet you're a happy little girl.

Sam:
No, our guinea pig's dead.

Rod:
Right, yes. Not so good for the guinea pig obviously. Um, what was his name?

Sam:
Lucky.