One Foot in the Grave

     

One Foot in the Grave1990

One Foot in the Grave is a British television sitcom written by David Renwick. There were six series and seven Christmas specials over an eleven-year period, from early 1990 to late 2000. The first five series were broadcast between January 1990 and… more »


April Bluett:
Here he is. Oh Victor, over here. We are at the captains table. Everything alright for you?

Victor Meldrew:
Generally speaking, no. I have just been into the bathroom in the top landing and discovered a dead seagull in the lavatory.

April Bluett:
[laughs] You see what I mean. It doesn't matter what he says. He's got that dry wit.

Victor Meldrew:
I'm not joking. It's in there. I lifted up the seat and there it was staring at me. One of its feet caught in that little lemon freshner thing.

April Bluett:
[April continues to laugh]

Victor Meldrew:
I'm being serious for god sake.

April Bluett:
Oh dear. What really? It must have flown through the window and fallen in the bowl

Victor Meldrew:
Well, I didn't imagine that it had come out of someones bottom. I just wanted to know what you were going to do about it - out of general academic interest.

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