One Foot in the Grave1990

[first lines]

Margaret Meldrew:
So, how's the food poisoning now?

Margaret Meldrew:
Oh, comes and goes when it thinks it will, you know. One minute I'm fine and the next minute... unh.

Margaret Meldrew:
Violently sick.

Mrs. Warboys:
Umh. This is nice; what is it?

Margaret Meldrew:
Well, I got the recipe from my- Oh, how was it?

Victor Meldrew:
Yes, very nice, very nice with my grey coat.

Margaret Meldrew:
Try it more at an angle. You've got it jammed on there like an aerosol cap. You need it more to one side. [she adjusts his hat] There. Makes you look more distinguished.

Mrs. Warboys:
Very smart. He looks like President Gorbachev.