One Tree Hill2003

Brooke:
I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because you had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.

Haley James:
Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.

Brooke:
I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.

Rachel Gatina:
You guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - or it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.

Haley James:
Okay, I'll go first. [mimicking Rachel's voice] My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.

Rachel Gatina:
See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.

Brooke:
Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.

Peyton:
Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even said 'thank you.'

Brooke:
Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if you love me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley James:
Brooke...

Bevin Mirskey:
My name's Rachel and I have red hair.