One Tree Hill

Keith Scott:
Karen. Ready to go?

Karen Roe:
Oh, I'm not going. I decided to stay open. I could use the business.

Keith Scott:
You talk to Luke about this?

Karen Roe:
No, he will understand.

Keith Scott:
Karen...

Haley James:
She doesn't want to go. She doesn't want to see her high school sweetheart slash your brother Dan slash the jerk who abandoned Lucas slash the father of Nathan, the team's star player slash my wrists if I hear this story again. Let's go.

Keith Scott:
I think you're making a mistake.

Nathan Scott:
When I fell to the floor tonight, I was so scared, I was so terrified. Then I saw you, and I promised myself that if I could just get up, I'd walk over to you... I'd tell you how much I need you and how much I want you... and how nothing else matters.

Haley James:
[after Chris auditions to play at tric] Wow, you're really good!

Chris Keller:
Yeah, I know.

Haley James:
[Haley and Lucas come into the apartment while Chris is annoying Brooke] Hey guys... what's goin' on?

Chris Keller:
She was just hittin' on me...

[Brooke rolls her eyes]

Nathan Scott:
Hey, where you goin'?

Chris Keller:
Chris Keller's work here is done.

Mouth:
I'm really messed up on the hooch, you know.

Haley James:
The magazine pages are sticky again, little perv. Hey, Lucas! Have you been reading this?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I don't know, Haley. Is that the "Why do I hang out with these people?" issue, because your on the cover of that, right?

Haley James:
Actually it's the "My best friend is an idiot" issue, and there you are.

Peyton:
I heard you were naked in his car.

Brooke:
No, I was partially naked. At one point I had mittens on cause it was cold.

Brooke:
Easy on the skanky innuendo!

Dan Scott:
You should take a job application... now that you're unemployed.

Lucas:
[to Peyton] Hey. So I saw Nathan in the shower... yeah, no wonder you broke up with him.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I look like an idiot.

Haley James:
Dude, I saw you in your headgear.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Don't call me dude. And I thought we promised not to talk about that in public?

[Haley and Nathan are having dinner]

Nathan Scott:
So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?

Haley James:
Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.

Nathan Scott:
Yeah if the Gods are five-year-olds.

[Haley and Nathan are on a date, Tim and some buddies walk up]

Tim Smith:
Hey Nathan, what's up man?

[looks at Haley]

Nathan Scott:
Hey guys, you know Haley, she's my tutor...

Tim Smith:
This looks a lot like a date to me

Nathan Scott:
No man, definitely not

Tim Smith:
All right, see you later

[leaves]

Nathan Scott:
I'm sorry about that...

Haley James:
[cutting Nathan off] Are you embarrassed to be seen with me? And why are you only nice to me when we're alone?

Nathan Scott:
It's just...

Haley James:
...You know, for an hour you almost got me to believe that you're not a son of a b*tch but, God, you fooled me again.

[Nathan is outside Haley's house throwing rocks at a window, Haley walks up behind him]

Haley James:
Trying to wake up my parents? That's their room...

Nathan Scott:
[runs over to Haley] Wait, Haley, look I need to apologize, okay?

Haley James:
You should buy 'em in bulk if your gonna hand apologies out that often.

Nathan Scott:
Look will you just... I don't know how to do this all right...? I'm... I'm not like you

Haley James:
What does that mean?

Nathan Scott:
All right, I screw up a lot, all right... and being around you I just I don't wanna be that guy any more.

Haley James:
Well, who do you wanna be, Nathan?

Nathan Scott:
I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.

Haley James:
You should've thought of that last night... You know I keep... I keep putting myself out there and you keep blowing it and it's probably a good thing because at this point there is nothing that you can say or do that's gonna surprise me! [Nathan cuts her off with a kiss]

Haley James:
Except that... You shouldn't have done that Nathan...

Nathan Scott:
But I wanted to...

Haley James:
Yeah... [jumps onto Nathan and starts kissing him]

Dan Scott:
I should apologize... but I won't.

Haley James:
Be careful with his heart. It's more fragile than you think.

Brooke:
This is like dance auditions for "Crap, the Musical."

Brooke:
I didn't want to wake you, sleeping bitchy.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I'm the guy for you, Brooke Davis... you'll see.

Mouth:
We just heard Principal Turner read a list of Erica's accomplishments. I could try to do that for Brooke but it would be kind of a short speech. As you know, Brooke's probably one of the most popular people in school. Something I'm definitely not. And yet she's my friend. She never cared what clique I was part of, the kinds of clothes I wore or the fact that I have to ride the bus. She looked past that stuff. And when you think about it, isn't that what we want in our president? Someone who can see past the superficial differences and bring us together? This year, Brooke's had her share of ups and downs. Just like all of us. But most of you never saw it. Because even when life got hard, Brooke never let it in. She was just... Brooke. Tough, smart, one-of-a-kind. And I don't know about you but those are things that I look for in a leader. Brooke Davis is my friend but that's not why I'm voting for her. I'm voting for her because of her heart and her spirit. And because she's the best person for the job.

Nathan Scott:
Trust me, you're better off anyways. Love sucks.

Peyton:
Nathan...

Nathan Scott:
No. Think about it. Dan and Karen. You and Lucas. Me and Haley. You got it right, Peyton. People always leave.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I know that you're hurting now more than ever and I don't want to make that worse but I need to tell you something. I lied to you about my heart condition. I have HCM. I need you. I need you now more than ever.

Erica Marsh:
It's funny. You're scared of what's in here, I'm scared of what's out there.

Brooke:
Do you... drink?

Erica Marsh:
I do now! Besides, you said I should find other activities!

Brooke:
Yeah, but I meant like, pep club. Not... beer bong club.

Nathan Scott:
When Haley told me about the tour, I got mad at her. Told her that if she left with Chris, it was over. I didn't really mean it. She left anyway.

Karen Roe:
Nathan...

Nathan Scott:
She's not coming back. What am I gonna do?

Karen Roe:
Nathan, I know what it's like to have the person you love walk away. Trust me. But I know Haley and she's a good person. She'll do the right thing. You just have to have a little faith.

Brooke:
Okay. Read it. Just skip to the last line. Go ahead.

Lucas:
What's wrong with the last line? "You're mine forever." Sounds pretty damn good to me.

Brooke:
Yeah. Sounds great. Sounded even better when I read it the first time last spring in another letter you wrote. To Peyton!

Haley James:
Remembering what?

Nathan Scott:
Your hair. You wore it that way the first day you tutored me.

Haley James:
You remember how I wore my hair the first day I tutored you?

Nathan Scott:
Of course.

Haley James:
What else do you remember?

Nathan Scott:
I remember the ugly-ass poncho that you wore.

Peyton:
Go Brooke yourself.

Nathan Scott:
I was hurt, Haley. But I was still proud of you. Everyday.

Chris Keller:
What, you here to kick my ass because I slept with Brooke?

Nathan Scott:
You slept with Brooke?

Chris Keller:
Why else would you be here?

Nathan Scott:
I came to pay for Haley's studio time. You slept with Brooke?

Brooke:
Haley still loves you. All you have to do is take her back.

Nathan Scott:
Right. Kind of like with you and Lucas? You see! It's not so easy getting back in the ring. Ecspecially with the one who knocked you out in the first place.

Brooke:
Not exactly the magical night you had planned?

Haley James:
No, I wouldn't say that. Crowded mall and Nathan ignoring me. Chris Keller stealing change out of the fountain...

Chris Keller:
Come on. Either he gets jealous or me, you and Brooke have a threesome. Either way, it's win-win for you.

Brooke:
You asked me earlier today if I love Lucas, and I have your answer. But you don't deserve to hear it.

Peyton:
Brooke.

Brooke:
No. I want you to understand something. As far as I'm concerned, this friendship is over. And if we never speak again for the rest of our lives, that'll be fine. I gave you a second chance, Peyton. And you blew it.

Brooke:
There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.

Lucas Scott:
Brooke...

Brooke:
I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.

Lucas Scott:
Brooke! I'm sorry! What you did with Chris... it's okay.

Brooke:
It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!

Lucas Scott:
Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.

Brooke:
You can't!

Lucas Scott:
I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt you last time we're together, but...

Brooke:
I love you.

Lucas Scott:
I love you too... pretty girl.

Haley James:
Hi.

Nathan:
Hey. Thanks for coming.

Haley James:
Yeah, thanks for calling me. What's wrong?

Nathan:
Your song is great, Haley. Chris played it for me... uh, it's a long story, but it's really great. I just wanted you to know that.

Haley James:
Oh... okay.

Nathan:
My mom left... for good. I think. Oh and apparently my dad's the mayor now, so, yeah, today's really sucked ass.

Haley James:
Oh, Nathan. I'm so sorry.

Nathan:
You know for most of my life I would have gone through this alone, but then I met you. And I finally found someone I could depend on like I've got this. So I guess I called you 'cause I wanted to know if that was still there.

Haley James:
Nathan, you can always call me. Always and forever. I want to ask you something, umm, the night of the masquerade party, did we... did you kiss me?

Nathan:
Of course I did.

Haley James:
Oh, no you didn't. That kiss wasn't half as good as this one. I love you for lying to me. Thanks for calling.

Nathan:
Haley... stay with me tonight.

Haley James:
Oh, I was hoping you would say that.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[to Brooke] Game on Brooke Davis.

Brooke:
[ to Haley] Sometimes people play hard to get to know that the other person's feelings are real.

Dan Scott:
[to Deb, after he superglued the phone] You wanna play with me? Game on B*tch!

Brooke:
Just the smell of it, like sports bras and desperation.

Ellie Hart:
It's an article I wrote.

Peyton:
For what, Lying B*tch Monthly?

Brooke:
[to Rachel] Somebody was being a full on diva skank.

Dan Scott:
[to Nathan] Can't blame a man for trying to hold on. [nathan is looking at the sand from the beach where he was married]

[Brooke walks up to Peyton at school a few days after Peyton had been drugged at a party]

Brooke:
So, have you been to any bad parties lately?

[Peyton and Brooke both smile]

Brooke:
C'mon, I'll walk you to History.

Nathan:
[deadpan] I'm happy mom, dad loves me. [leaves]

Nathan:
So a month ago, did you think we be alone in your bedroom?

Haley James:
Oh but we're not alone in my bedroom, we have the fore-fathers with us.

Nathan:
They can watch.

Haley James:
Nathan, can you just get serious for a minute?

Nathan:
Oh I'm serious, come here.

[he pulls her next to him and they start to kiss]

Lucas:
Man, its been like, twenty minutes, do you think they're coming back? [Nathan shrugs, then starts laughing]

Lucas:
What?

Nathan:
Thing, Thing 1, and Thing 3.

[they both laugh]

Lucas:
Well, yeah, man, he was the third.

Nathan:
Yeah.

Lucas:
[voice-over] As happens sometimes a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. And then the moment was gone.

Nathan:
You know this whole thing, is just another chance for you to pick me apart and show me how much better you are. Well there you go dad, you just kick my ass. Congratulations, it was great really.

[starts clapping]

Dan Scott:
Don't make a scene.

Nathan:
You know what, I almost killed myself for you. You know that?

Dan Scott:
What are you talking about?

Nathan:
Drugs dad, I took drugs for you.

Dan Scott:
No, my son would never take drugs.

Nathan:
Your son, its all about you isn't it dad? You know why mom kicked you out? Because you're a bully and you don't give a damn about anything other then your own ego.

Dan Scott:
Will you keep your voice down?

Nathan:
No. You know what you should do? You should give mom her divorce, you should do her a favor and give mom a divorce. She'll never be happy with you dad, no one will.

Haley James:
Nathan, about last night?

Nathan:
Hey, look it's not about sex with me all right. When you're ready, I will be too.

Haley James:
Come here.

[they kiss]

Brooke:
[pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?

Peyton:
She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.

Brooke:
And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right... [Nathan walks over to Haley and nods] Oh My God! Did you just see that?

Peyton:
See what?

Brooke:
He just gave her the nod!

Peyton:
What nod?

Brooke:
The "Hey, let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I have no idea who the hell you like any more so this has been turned into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!

Peyton:
What are you still doing here?

Haley James:
[sarcastically] I'm thinking of transferring... what's you're excuse?

Peyton:
Brooke... she's been in there forever.

Brooke:
[High on pain killers] Peyton!

[stumbles over to Peyton]

Brooke:
This is my best friend in the whole wide world, don't you think she's pretty?

Peyton:
What the hell is this?

College Guy:
She found some pills... on the floor, just let her sleep it off and she'll be fine, I should probably go.

Brooke:
Call me!

[Brooke trips and Haley catches her]

Brooke:
Hey what's your name?

Haley James:
HALEY...

Brooke:
Yeah I don't like that name, let's call you Brooke...

[Haley puts Brooke in the backseat]

Peyton:
Thanks... so where are you going now?

Haley James:
I was gonna catch the last bus out.

Peyton:
It just left...

Brooke:
That's perfect! Brooke you can come with us!

[Peyton looks at Haley strangely]

Haley James:
Yeah she named me Brooke...

Brooke:
Can she come? Please Peyton?

Peyton:
Fine, but don't touch the stereo or else we're gonna have a problem!

Brooke:
[singing and shaking her pom-poms] We're goin' on a road trip, we're goin' on a road trip...

[the low fuel light comes on]

Peyton:
Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car? [Brooke looks at Haley]

Brooke:
Answer the question, Brooke!

Haley James:
[gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.

Brooke:
Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick! [Peyton pops the trunk anyway]

Haley James:
[pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.

Brooke:
Don't you mean Nathan?

Peyton:
I'll go with you.

Peyton:
What about me? [Peyton locks the doors]

Brooke:
Peyton... come back! Someone might come...

Haley James:
You did remember to crack a window didn't you? [Peyton and Haley laugh]

Brooke:
Come on, you guys, I'm scared!

Nathan:
Lets just get this over with.

Peyton:
Funny, that's what he used to say before we had sex.

Brooke:
Real thing beat the internet don't they?

Mouth:
Internet sucks!

Brooke:
Guess who's in the lobby, I'll tell you. Claire Young and her little hoe posy. We are going down there.

Peyton:
Okay. And if an angry dance-off breaks out I got your back.

Brooke:
Great. Just don't stick another knife in it.

Brooke:
Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other. [laughs]

[Brooke is drinking alone. A guy sits next to her. She gives him a fake smile then looks away]

Guy:
Buy you a drink?

Brooke:
Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you.

Haley James:
Lucas, Luke I'm scared, Luke this is so not cool! Come out here right now, *Lucas Scott*!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Boogie Man!

[Haley punches Lucas in the stomach]

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Damn it Haley, jees you're gonna kill me. You know Houdini died like that.

Haley James:
Yeah, well you deserve it dumbass! I told you I didn't want to take this shortcut.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What are you whispering for?

Haley James:
Because...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Haley, these people, they're dead.

Haley James:
Yes, but if you keep yelling the freakin' zombie's are gonna hear us!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Haley!

Haley James:
What?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I gotta tell you something!

Haley James:
OK, what is her name, and what is it that you did that you regret?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I'm going to Charleston with Keith.

Haley James:
What are you talking about?

[repeated line]

Lucas:
It's worth nothing if you can't knock down the shot.

Dan Scott:
OK, just wait. Let's just talk.

Nathan:
Bout what?

Dan Scott:
I dunno. How's your wife?

Nathan:
[Nathan looks as him mom steps out of the house and looks at them] Lot happier than yours.

Brooke:
[to Peyton] Crack whore!

Peyton:
[to Brooke] Slut!

Brooke:
[to Haley] Liar!

Nathan:
You realize I wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for you. If you'd stayed in your place at the river court I never would have met Haley. You ruined my life, man. You'd better watch your back.

Nathan:
So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows any more.

Brooke:
Let's see, in ten years, I'll probably be married to someone like Marvin McFadden.

Anna:
Who's Marvin McFadden?

Brooke:
Of course, you all probably call him Senator McFadden or something. But we just call him Mouth.

Nathan:
[on video for the time capsule] Voice mail. I hope you don't still got that crap.

Tim Smith:
[on video for time capsule] Lets see what else... um... Oh yeah, there's this new girl Anna who's into me, but I'm all..."Girl, be patient, you know? The Tim'll get to you eventually."

Anna:
[coming into the room] What did he just say?

Mouth:
OK, I think I got it.

Anna:
Did that creepy Tim guy say I was into him?

Mouth:
Um, sorta.

Anna:
Ok, first of all, gross.

Keith Scott:
How could you do this to me?

Dan Scott:
Everytime I thought about you screwing my wife and the heart attack you gave me it got easier.

Keith Scott:
I can't believe you.

Dan Scott:
Well maybe you could find out in the phone book. Look under 'w' for whore. But wait she's not that smart so look under 'h'.

Dan Scott:
You're full of crap.

Coach Whitey Durham:
It comes with old age, Danny, constipation.

Dan Scott:
Somewhere along the line, I started hurting the people I care most about, and I can't figure out how to stop.

Nathan:
Well, stop being a dick, Dad. It would help.

Dan Scott:
[after Dan finds out that Deb has been abusing perscriptioned medication] How long, with the pills?

Deb Scott:
Since I quit my job.

Dan Scott:
Why?

Deb Scott:
Because I'm married to you.

Chris Keller:
[playing guitar as Brooke walks by his hotel room] Lucas and Haley aren't back yet, but you can come on into the devil's lair, put down your things, have sex with Chris Keller... whatever.

Brooke:
I can't breathe!

Haley James:
What?

Brooke:
There's no room with Chris's ego!

Brooke:
[walks in on Nathan and Peyton involved in a ticke-fight] First, Lucas, then Jake, now Nathan. I guess "slutty" is in season.

Peyton:
And why is b*tch being a Brooke?

Brooke:
Because! I'm leaving tomorrow for the summer, maybe forever, and my best friend is having psuedo-innocent foreplay with kind-of married guys!

Peyton:
Buds over studs.

Brooke:
Hoes over bros.

Dan Scott:
How great is this? Dinner together... steaks on the grill... you not punching me...

Brooke:
Lucas was my gangrene-infected, amputated limb.

Nathan Scott:
[hands picture to Peyton] This is us at the beginning of the year. You were never happier.

Peyton:
[smiles] You were never hornier.

Peyton:
As a matter of fact, it's half-past the crazy b*tch so leave me alone!

Peyton:
Are you not helping me move you because it brings back bad memories or because you're a lazy pile of crap?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I don't see why you get off by screwing things up!

Chris Keller:
How? By having sex with Haley? [Lucas looks shocked] Because we haven't done that.

Karen Roe:
It's past curfew, Brooke.

Brooke:
[drunk] I know, I'm sorry. Bevin made me go to this party because I've been "drifting."

Karen Roe:
Have you been drinking, Brooke?

Brooke:
No, Karen, "drif-ting."

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I should go.

Haley James:
Lucas, wait.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
No, I should go. I thought you weren't ready. I didn't mean to - it's just - I thought you were going to wait until you got married, Haley.

Haley James:
What?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I thought you were going to wait.

Haley James:
We did.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What?

Haley James:
We, um - [hold up her left hand] - we got married last night.

Peyton:
[at the Boy Toy Charity Date Auction] This is fun. So who's next?

Haley James:
[reads program] Oh, no...

Other Female Bidders:
[in unison] Tim.

Brooke:
Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already! [she sticks her hand into the shower] Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!

Lucas:
There's something I have to tell you. You should sit.

Karen Roe:
Okay. I think I'll stand.

Lucas:
This is gonna hurt you, Mom. And I'm sorry.

Karen Roe:
What happened?

Lucas:
Brooke's pregnant.

Karen Roe:
[she slaps him] Oh, my God, Lucas. I'm so sorry.

Lucas:
I guess I deserved that. Stupid... [he walks off]

Karen Roe:
[after finding out Brooke is pregnant, Karen has slapped Lucas] Lucas! I didn't mean it.

Lucas:
I'm pretty sure you did.

Karen Roe:
No! It's just - do you understand? This is *exactly* what I didn't want for you! I mean, have I been talking to myself for the last few years? You have so much left to do in life! So does Brooke. Oh God, you're both just too young for this.

Lucas:
Don't cry, Mom.

Karen Roe:
It's just that I'm scared for you. I can't believe this is happening.

Lucas:
How close was I to not existing? Dan wanted an abortion, Mom. Why didn't you listen to him?

Karen Roe:
Because I realized... I wanted you in my future.

Lucas:
My dad didn't want me, okay? Not just that he didn't want to claim me. He didn't want me to be born. Now I always thought that when I started a family, I'd be older and settled and I'd be...

Brooke:
In love?

Lucas:
Yeah. But so did my mom.

Brooke:
Lucas...

Lucas:
No, look - this whole thing scares the hell outta me, okay? But whatever you decide to do, I'll be there. And if you're not ready, then you're not ready, but if you wanna have this baby - then so do I, and whatever it takes for me to be a good father, I'll be there. Always. I promise you. I won't let you down.

Brooke:
I lied.

Lucas:
What?

Brooke:
I'm not pregnant.

Lucas:
Wha - But I saw the test.

Brooke:
I know. And when the doctor called, he said I wasn't pregnant. He said that can happen.

Lucas:
Okay, no-no-no-no no. I-I-I was standing right there when he called.

Brooke:
And you had just called me a slut.

Lucas:
So you lied to me to punish me? How could you do that?

Brooke:
How could you cheat on me with my best friend?

Lucas:
Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.

Brooke:
That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.

Brooke:
[Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student] This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?

College Guy:
I shouldn't but... here you go. [he gives her one pill]

Brooke:
Just one?

College Guy:
Okay. [he hands her another] Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time - [Brooke has swallowed both at once]

Brooke:
Whoops! All gone!

Lucas Scott:
Kahlil Gibran once wrote: "Your reason and your passion are your rudder and sails of your seafaring soul. If either be broken, you could but toss and drift or else be held at a standstill amid seas. For reason, running alone, is a force confining. And passion, unattended, is a flame that burns to its own destruction."

Lucas Scott:
Remember tonight, for it is the beginning of always. A promise. Like a reward for persisting through life so long alone. A belief in each other and the possibility of love. A decision to ignore, simply rise above the pain of the past. A covenant, which at once binds two souls and yet severs prior ties. A celebration of the chance taken and the challenge that lies ahead. For two will always be stronger than one, like a team braced against the tempest civil world. And love will always be the guiding force in our lives. For tonight is mere formality. Only an announcement to the world of feelings long held. Promises made long ago. In the sacred spaces of our hearts.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I did something tonight, and I can't take it back.

Dan Scott:
Nathan, how have you been?

Nathan Scott:
Drunk. Bitter. Kinda like Mom.

Lucas Scott:
[after Brooke saw Rachel naked in the back of Luke's car] Brooke, this isn't what it looks like. Anyways, I don't get why you're so upset.

Brooke:
You're kidding, right?

Lucas Scott:
You're the one who wanted to be non-exclusive. I'm just doing what you wanted.

Brooke:
What I wanted? I wanted you to fight for me! I wanted you to say that there was no-one else you could ever be with and that you'd rather be alone then without me. I wanted the Lucas Scott from the beach telling the world that he's the one for me!

Lucas Scott:
How was I supposed to know that?

Brooke:
You just are.

[looks at Luke's car]

Brooke:
And one more thing...

[goes up to the car window where Rachael still is in the backseat and punches her]

Brooke:
Don't ever hit me again.

Nathan:
[after scaring Chris Keller into falling off his chair] Consider that me hitting you, without the hitting.

Charlotte:
I mean, what do you do here without cute guys and good parties?

Brooke:
[in southern accent] Well, we have a nightly bajo duel and then there's the cousin swap, and on Friday nights we all take baths together!

Peyton:
Why don't you live with me?

Brooke:
Sure, I'll get the school phone and call my parents.

Peyton:
Why don't you just use your cell?

Brooke:
My parents put me on this pay-as-you-go thing, and I haven't paid.

Brooke:
Thank you for coming, Nate.

Nathan Scott:
Whatever, I just ran out of alcohol.

Nathan Scott:
Evening officer, buy us some beer?

Jules:
You didn't turn your cell phone off in a church?

Dan Scott:
It might be God.

Jake Jaglieski:
[to the Time Capsule] So, I'm a single father, and until recently a high school dropout, and I'm going on the first date since my daughter was born, aren't I a great catch or what?

Erica Marsh:
This is your room?

Brooke:
Yeah.

Erica Marsh:
It's nice.

Brooke:
Well, it was until my parents sold all my stuff including one of the O's in my name, so now I'm officially "Broke Davis"!

Nathan Scott:
Evening, officer, buy us some beer?

Chris Keller:
Well, this is gonna cost you. I mean we've got studio space, first class accommodations, my time - which is worth a lot - and I'm kinda diggin' that watch.

Nathan:
Don't screw with me, Keller.

Chris Keller:
All right, tell you what. Give me the rest of this sandwich and I'm in.

Chris Keller:
[Nathan punches Chris - again] Ah! Stop hitting me!

Nathan Scott:
Stop kissing my wife!

Chris Keller:
I'll stop when you start!

Nathan Scott:
I heard about what happened Saturday night.

Lucas Scott:
And?

Nathan Scott:
And if all this stuff about Brooke is gonna make you play any worse, you should just take yourself out of the game right now.

Lucas Scott:
Thanks for your concern, but how about you mind your own business?

Nathan Scott:
The game *is* my business, all right? And I don't want you screwing it up over some chick.

Lucas Scott:
Heh. You're one to talk.

Nathan Scott:
Yeah, I am. See, my game's gotten better; your game sucks. Fix it.

Lucas Scott:
Your marriage sucks. Fix it.

Nathan Scott:
I'll tell you what. I'll give you the same brilliant advice that you gave me when Chris kissed Haley. [Nathan copies Lucas' voice and signature squint] "Just forgive her, man. She loves you."

[Lucas glares at Nathan]

Nathan Scott:
Doesn't help much, does it?

Peyton:
ok, I am not arguing with you!

Peyton's subconscience:
Oh, come on, Peyton that's what we do, OK? We have these inner conversations daily! Am I gonna look stupid? Am I pretty enough? Did Jake just want to get in my pants? Should Lucas be with me, instead of Brooke?

Peyton:
No, OK you're wrong. Lucas and I are just friends and Jake loved me.

Peyton's subconscience:
Whatever you say, cheerleader... whine, whine, mope, mope, always the victim! My mom died, Jake left, Ellie lied! Boo hoo.

Peyton:
You really are a b*tch, you know that?

Peyton's subconscience:
I'm not the one who sent Ellie away. People always leave or Peyton always drives them away.

Chris Keller:
Chris Keller's work here is done.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Ida Scott Taylor once wrote: Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.

Brooke:
[to Rachel] Naked in the backseat is so last year, its two years ago.

Brooke, Peyton, Rachel Gatina:
[In unison, after a rude nurse finally helps Haley at the hospital] B*tch!/ Slut!/ Whore!

Bevin Mirskey:
Thank you!

Karen Roe:
[referring to Dan] Look at him... With his ass of a suit, his assy smile, and his frat boy haircut!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[Dan asks Lucas to play a basketball game one on one] No I think I'll pass.

Dan Scott:
That's exactly what i want you to do pass the ball to Nathan tonight.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Mental note, Nathan's Daddy wants me to pass the ball to him.

Dan Scott:
Anything else bugging you?

Nathan Scott:
Just you.

Karen Roe:
[referring to Brooke] Oh Lucas, look it's her loss. There are a ton of girls out there that would be lucky to have you.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I'll make sure to tell those girls my mommy said so.

Karen Roe:
I'm serious. You know a customer once told me that the best way to get over someone was to get uder someone else. [stops licking envelope after realizing what she just said] Ohh my God! I just realized what that meant! Uhhhh, ohhh my God. I-I thought it was more philosophical, you know get to know them... not get under them...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Mom!

Karen Roe:
Uhhhh, scratch that.

Ellie Hart:
If you find someone you're in love with that's also your friend, wouldn't that be the greatest benefit.

Nathan:
If you're lucky... if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back.

Lucas Scott:
Do you ever wonder if the we make the moments in our lives or if the moments in our lives make us?

Mouth:
What are we waiting for? All we have is NOW.

Coach Whitey Durham:
It's hard to lose somebody. I spent a lot of time searching for reasons and answers. But you can't find what's not there.

Skills:
[Jamie shoots the basketball, but Skills blocks the shot] Shorty shouldn't be in the paint. He gotta learn.

Junk:
Dude, he's four.

James Lucas Scott:
[after saying bye to the guys, and to Lucas] I gotta go home now, and anyway, you should be writing. [everyone laughs]

James Lucas Scott:
[staring at Nathan whose hungover on the couch] I think you drink too much.

Nathan Scott:
I think you're right.

James Lucas Scott:
It's money from a shoe mama!

Brooke Davis:
[noticing a computer featuring a magazine cover with a very skinny girl] Guys. Absolutely not. There's no way she gets on the cover of my magazine unless she gains ten pounds minimum. She looks unhealthy.

Clothes Over Bros employee:
We just brainstormed.

Brooke Davis:
Brainstorm better. Anorexia is a disease, it is not a fashion statement.

James Lucas Scott:
I think you drink too much!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Is that an order captain.

Nathan Scott:
Don't push me b*tch.

Coach Whitey Durham:
[while Dan gives a speech before Midnight Madness] Lord, lord; where is Lee Harvey Oswald when we need him?

Brooke:
[to Peyton] Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out with you and Nathan but don't go all Mariah on me, okay?

Peyton:
[to Whitey at the graveyard] So what are you doing here? Making a reservation?

Haley James:
The good news is you did better and the bad news is better is a "D".

Nathan:
Yeah I guess I didn't really give this one my best shot.

Haley James:
What's going on with you?

Nathan:
Well you know me and Peyton broke up.

Haley James:
Peyton and I.

Nathan:
Well she broke up with you too? I didn't know she was going to take it this hard. She went off on Brooke at practice. I'm kinda worried about her.

Haley James:
Well maybe you should have worried about her more when you were together. I'm sorry, but come on it's true.

Nathan:
No you don't know the first thing about Peyton and I.

Haley James:
Ahem... me and Peyton.

Nathan:
Whatever.

Lucas Scott:
John Steinbeck once wrote: "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world."

Brooke:
[to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies.

Brooke:
[to Rachel] You're just a slutty lying liar that lies!

Dan Scott:
[at Jail, after Deb has been abusing her medication] So which one of you whores is my ex-wife? Oh, the old one, at the end.

Nathan:
What's all this stuff for anyway?

Haley James:
Babysitting! I thought the extra experience and money couldn't hurt, besides I just really don't wanna be one of those mom's who's completely overwhelmed and unprepared and always screaming at her kids the way my Mom used to be. Ah, it's crazy... anyway, um the kids are coming by after school, and uh - you know, you should stop by and say "Hi."

Nathan:
Eh, I'll pass... I don't really like kids. - Oh, I'll like our kid. chuckles

Haley James:
Yeah, get outta here ya bum.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
So, what do you want me to do next?

Brooke:
Umm, I need you to take these body jewels and paste them on Thia around her neck, her ties and her cleavage.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
[Mouth looks over at Tia and pauses]

Brooke:
Mouth! Breathe... and paste.

Peyton Sawyer:
Fine, if it will get you out of my house, I'll go to school.

Derek Sommers:
Fine, I'll drive you.

Peyton Sawyer:
Fine.

Derek Sommers:
Get moving! It's O-Eight-Hundred!

Peyton Sawyer:
[to herself] I liked the other Derek better.

Peyton:
I didn't make it five minutes in there. Go ahead. Call me a baby.

Derek Sommers:
I didn't come to call you a baby. I'm here to apologize. Look, if I promise to quit being a damn jackass, you think you could forgive me?

Peyton:
I don't know. I was kind of getting used to the yelling.

Derek Sommers:
Look... I know this psycho's still out there, and I know what he did to you, but you have a choice. You can let it destroy you, or you can get up and fight. And if it feels like I'm beating up on you, it's only because I want you to get so pissed off you start swinging back.

Peyton:
Well, I don't know if I'm strong enough.

Derek Sommers:
If you feel like you're not strong enough, then fall back on me. Because I'll be here. Okay? I'll be here as long as you keep trying.

Peyton:
You said you didn't want that.

Derek Sommers:
I know. It's just I haven't let many people in, Peyton. So maybe I was the one who was scared. Five minutes, huh? Tomorrow it'll be six.

Peyton:
Okay.

Derek Sommers:
Alright.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
[to Haley] We on schedule, navigation girl?

Haley James Scott:
Oh God, this bed is so comfortable.

[Nathan burps]

Haley James Scott:
Ooh that was attractive. Room service?

Nathan Scott:
Actually let's have a proper sit-down breakfast somewhere, family style.

Haley James Scott:
Family style sounds perfect.

Nathan Scott:
Yeah, very funny Lucas. Your ass is still sleeping on the floor. [he walks into the bathroom where Haley's taking a bubble bath]

Haley James Scott:
Surprise. I switched rooms with Lucas, I don't have to sleep on the floor do I?

Nathan Scott:
How'd you manage to switch rooms?

Haley James Scott:
Well believe it or not Bevin "mastermind" maskey arranged the whole thing.

Nathan Scott:
[whispers] Come here. You have any room in there for me?

Haley James Scott:
I thought you'd never ask. [Nathan jumps in the bath fully clothed] NATHAN!! haha. Come here.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
You never worked so hard for anything in your life, except your fake ID!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[voiceover] Most of our life is a series of images that pass us by like towns on the highway. But sometimes a moment stuns us as it happens and we know that this instant is more than a fleeting image. We know that this moment, every part of it, will live on forever.

Karen Roe:
[to Keith] Marry me.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
You know, Peyton, you can learn a lot from Ellie. She struck me as tough.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
Yeah.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
And that's important. But, I also think you can learn a lot from her mistakes. Don't live your life alone. Let us in.

Haley James Scott:
Brooke, what the heck? What about the fashion show?

Brooke Penelope Davis:
I have the rest of my life for that stuff. Not so much to be seventeen with my friends.

Rachel:
Look, I was trying to help you out. I'm sorry if it's not what you wanted.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
You know what? Ya can't see it, but underneath my sunglasses, I'm rolling my eyes.

Rachel Gattina:
Well, well, looks like somebody had a rough night.

Peyton:
Says the girl who poured drinks down my throat, and then dropped me off in my best friend's boyfriend's bed.

Rachel Gattina:
Look, I just led you to the door sweetheart.

Peyton:
We're not giant pandas, you know? You can't just put us together and expect us to mate, and do me a favor, talk soft, you got a terrible voice.

Peyton Sawyer:
You are so happy your not me right now.

Brooke:
You sound level ten hungover.

Peyton Sawyer:
Yeah, well, you should see me.

Brooke:
Yeah, you look like ass too.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
How drunk was I last night?

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Drunk enough to puke six times.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
Lemme guess. Rachel?

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Yeah. Rachel's probably not the best person to use the buddy system with.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
I feel like you're always rescuing me. Also like there's a giant elephant standing on my head.

Rachel:
Bevin, quit making an L before you do that move.

Bevin:
It's the only way I can remember it's left and not right.

Rachel:
Well, stop. It looks like you're making the Loser sign.[Rachel turns her back, Bevin makes the Loser sign to her with the wrong hand, one of the other girls correct her]

Skills:
Baby, you look hot.

Bevin:
Oh no, I don't really have a fever. That was a lie.

Keith Scott:
Whitey, what are you doing in our room?

Coach Whitey Durham:
Don't you mean our room? Oh, the two of you shacked up together in sin. That's a bad example to the children. Ya oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

Karen Roe:
But, uh...

Coach Whitey Durham:
Oh, don't worry Karen. I'll take good care of him. Well, what have we got here? Mmmm... truffles.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
I cannot believe that director lady. I hate her. She was wearing white and it is way after Veteran's Day.

Haley James Scott:
Labor Day.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
Whatever, almanac girl.

Girl at Rogue Vogue:
You know, the schedule has changed.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
Okay. Good change or bad change?

Girl at Rogue Vogue:
Your clothes don't show until tomorrow.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
That's a bad change.

Girl at Rogue Vogue:
Yeah. Looks like you have a cheer-cision to make.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Are you drunk?

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
Are you wearing eye shadow?

Rachel:
Sorry I'm not good for a shoulder to lean on.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
That's okay because I'm not looking for one, but I am looking for another drink.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
Ellie would have love this.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
And Rachel will hate this. Win Win.

Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer:
And Brooke doesn't trust you.

Rachel:
And you do?

Greeter:
Name

Brooke Davis:
Brooke Davis

Greeter:
I have instructions to not let you in...

Brooke Davis:
What! Who's dumb party is this?

Rachel Gatina:
It's mine b*tch, and your fat ass isn't invited!

Deb Scott:
The two of you were driving us crazy.

Haley James Scott:
The two of us?

Nathan Scott:
I might have called a few times.

Deb Scott:
Six times.

Haley James Scott:
You over obsessive parent!

Deb Scott:
You called eight.

Haley James Scott:
Welcome to the world James Lucas Scott!

Peyton Sawyer:
What have you been up to?

Brooke Davis:
[being funny] Flirtin' with Lucas.

Peyton Sawyer:
[playing along] Oh yeah how'd that turn out?

Brooke Davis:
Mm, so so. Love triangles are sooo High School.

Peyton Sawyer:
Seriously.

Haley James Scott:
[to Lucas] There's a reason our sons middle name is Lucas. You had Keith and James is going to have you!

Brooke:
[reads from Lucas's book] She was fiercely independant. Brooke Davis. Brilliant, and beautiful, and brave. In 2 years she had grown more than anyone I had ever known. Brooke Davis is going to change the world someday. And I'm not sure she even knows it.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Your gonna do great, Brooke. The world doesn't stand a chance.

Brooke:
Thank you...

Nathan Scott:
Sure your up for this old man?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I can do this forever little brother

Dan Scott:
My name is Dan Scott. I killed my brother.

'Mouth' McFadden:
Hey, let me ask you guys something. Does it look like I'm wearing a blouse?

Brooke Davis:
I like it.

Chase Adams:
Uh, it's a little...

'Mouth' McFadden:
Great. I'm the blouse man. It looks like I'm competing in men's ice dancing, doesn't it?

Chase Adams:
No, it looks like you're winning men's ice dancing.

Nathan Scott:
I might have called a couple of times.

Deb Scott:
Six times.

Haley James Scott:
[teasing] You crazy, obsessive perent...

Deb Scott:
You called eight.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Hey, do you guys play Nathan and Whitey next season?

Skills:
December 9th, 3 o'clock. And I plan to score at 3:01, 3:02 and 3:03.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Ralph Waldo Emerson once wrote: ''There is no privacy that cannot be penetrated. No secret can be kept in the civilized world. Society is a masked ball, where everyone hides his real character, and reveals it by hiding''.

Haley James:
[answers phone at the caf?] Karen's Caf?.

Nathan:
I'm calling for Haley James.

Haley James:
Yeah, this is her.

Nathan:
Hey, it's Nathan Scott. Um, I really need your help.

Haley James:
Sorry, this isn't her. [hangs up phone]

Karen Roe:
What was that?

Haley James:
Wrong number.

Game commentator:
There's a new Scott in town!

Brooke:
How many moments in life can you point to and say: 'That's when it all changed.'

Keith Scott:
Memory lane's a two-way street.

Haley James:
[Calling her parents] Hey, Mom it's Haley. Haley James, your daughter. Listen I'm gonna go out after work, and I'll be home. Okay? All right, bye.

Lucas Scott:
Was your mom drinking?

Haley James:
No, I got the machine.

Jake Jaglieski:
[to Lucas] So the hazing begins. Right on schedule. [Smells the air] Can you smell the desperation?

Jake Jaglieski:
Luke, the guys on the team, they're in a tough spot. Because of the suspension, most of these guys are younger, and they're not going to stand up to Nathan. It's not right, but that's the way it is.

Lucas Scott:
Yeah well, the way it is, doesn't work for me... and it doesn't work for my friends.

Jake Jaglieski:
Yeah, I know, but that's kind of why I came here. This thing could get really messy if someone doesn't take the high road. And I know this is not my place to ask, but I was just hoping that you could rise above it.

Lucas Scott:
I don't think I can do that.

Jake Jaglieski:
Okay. Just know that if you do... the team's gonna come around. They'll see you're a good guy and a hell of a player.

Lucas Scott:
And if I can't?

Jake Jaglieski:
Then I got your back.

Karen Roe:
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I called some woman a b*tch the other day. [Lucas laughs] I'm proud of you. You know that? Sometimes I wonder where you get all your strength.

Lucas Scott:
Well I get that from you.

Karen Roe:
Oh, I don't know about that. I haven't been on my best behavior lately.

Lucas Scott:
Ah, well they don't make it easy, do they?

Karen Roe:
No they don't. That doesn't mean we have to sink to their level.

Lucas Scott:
Take the high road, huh? Sounds familiar. But Mom... I tried that. And I want to make you proud. I do. But there comes a certain point when you have to fight back. And I'm at that point.

Haley James:
[Haley is tutoring Nathan] Do you see this book? Because this book is me. I am math.

Nathan:
What's that supposed to mean?

Haley James:
It's supposed to mean that you can work your whole "I'm Nathan Scott, Mr. Big Shot, scoring my touchdowns" on somebody else, because ...

Nathan:
I don't even play football.

Haley James:
Whatever. The point is, at the end of the day all your bluster and BS don't mean anything to math, because math don't care, and neither do I.

Nathan:
Well, does English care? 'Cause I really suck at that, too.

Haley James:
Please don't waste my time. I'm already taking a huge chance on you because my instincts are screaming that you're full of sh... Let's just get started, okay?

Peyton:
[Hands over comic strip to 'thud' magazine] This is who I am. This is how I am. And 95% of the time, there isn't a moral, or a victory, or a silver lining. Take it or leave it.

Jeff Nelson:
And if we leave it?

Peyton:
If you leave it, then you'll miss that other 5%. Your mistake.

Karen Roe:
Look, I'm sorry about what I said before. Because, let's face it, it's been a long time. We really don't know each other anymore. But I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, so that next time we meet, at least I'll be dealing with the person you've become. And I hope you'll do the same.

Lucas Scott:
[voice-over] e.e. cummings once wrote, 'To be nobody-but-yourself, in a world which is doing its best, night and day to make you everybody else... means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight... and never stop fighting.'

[the team is running into the gym for a game, Lucas sees Peyton and turns around]

Lucas Scott:
Hey. Your art matters... it's what got me here.

Dan Scott:
Happiness doesn't come cheap. Hell if it did we would all be smiling.

Jake Jaglieski:
Fear changes everything.

Coach Whitey Durham:
[He sees a naked Lucas with two basketballs trying to cover himself up] I was just getting used to low-waist jeans. Lets go, ball boy.

Nathan Scott:
[He rips open a little Crackerjack package only to find a bracelet. He gives it to Haley] Don't say I never gave you anything.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Oh, I think you got the wrong car

Brooke:
Nah. Don't mind me. I just have to get out of this uniform. So, uh, anyways, I'm Brooke. But you probably knew that. Can I tell you that that last shot was awesome? How'd it feel? Good, huh? You know it did.

Karen Roe:
You know, Shari, I came down here wanting to give you the benefit of the doubt, but clearly you're still the same petty little b*tch you were in high school.

Karen Roe:
[Shari invites Karen to a meeting with the team moms. She lies, and tells her it starts at 6-ish] Hi, I'm Karen, Lucas' mom. You said 6 o'clock, right.

Shari Smith:
Oh, I'm sorry, honey, you must have misunderstood. We start at 5 o'clock sharp.

Karen Roe:
[Karen mumbles under her breath] Yeah, right...

Alice:
[Asks Karen] Is you son going to be a permanant player on the team? I just find it funny that you son just joined the team and gets a star position ahead of boys that have been Ravens for years.

Karen Roe:
It's because he's good...

Shari Smith:
What?

Karen Roe:
He's a kid who wants to play. And he's good. Maybe your boys should remember that the next time they want to steal his wallet or ruin his clothes or do whatever else they have planned for him...

Shari Smith:
What are you trying to say? Our boys did this? Our kids are the good ones...

Karen Roe:
You know, Shari, I came here tonight wanting to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I can clearly see that you are still the same... petty little b*tch you were in high school.

Shari Smith:
Uh! [Shari lets out a shocked gasp, and the other ladies sit in silence, as Karen slowly turns around and leaves the room with a satisfied grin on her face]

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[throws a can of spray paint at Nathan] You left that at the court.

Nathan Scott:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Then call it a gift. Besides, you're gonna need it to paint over your scoring title in the gym, cause I'm taking it.

Karen Roe:
Haley comes from a big family. When Lucas met her, I think they were eight or nine. But she saw it was just me and Lucas, and she said "Yeah, I come from a big family. I think you guys need me more."

Coach Whitey Durham:
Oh, by the way, there's a half naked girl in the back seat of your car. I just thought you'd like to know.

Lucas:
[to Nathan] I don't care what you do to me whatever you got you better bring it.

Lucas Scott:
[talking to Dan] Maybe, you should tell the truth when I have a gun aimed at your head.

Ellie:
Cure, fan?

Peyton:
Ooh, up until this album

Ellie:
Come on! Wish is a great record!

Peyton:
Disintegration, is a great record. Wish was pretty much the end.

Ellie:
Oh really?

Peyton:
uh huh...!

Ellie:
You're gonna tell me you don't get chills every time you hear the violin on To Wish Impossible Things?

Peyton:
Yeah... every time.

Ellie:
...but?

Peyton:
But... I don't remember the day.

Ellie:
The... day?

Peyton:
Yeah you know it's like, like with Distintegration I remember the very first time I heard that record, you know like- I remember everything about that day. The weather outside & the smell in the air... I remember all those things... & that's because that day, I... fell in love with something.

Ellie:
You fell in love with an album.

Peyton:
No... I fell in love with music.

Peyton:
At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, that war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. 6 billion people in the world. 6 billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one.

Deb Scott:
You invited Dan to my intervention?

Intervention woman:
Everyone important in your live must be here, united against your addiction.

Deb Scott:
So you got four people, including my sociopath ex-husband, well yeah... I have a problem, alright.

Intervention woman:
Listen, the first step is to admit that you have a problem.

Deb Scott:
Oh, shove it up your ass, I know I'm an addict. Spend a week with these people - you will be too.

Haley James Scott:
Nathan bought a motorcycle.

Brooke Davis:
Well, Rachel... [whispering] thinks I should have an abortion.

Haley James Scott:
OK. Yours is worse.

Brooke Davis:
Okay, Shelley, I understand that in your world everything is black and white but real life is just a little more complicated.

Shelley Simon:
Complicated as in you-don't-want-to-get-too-fat-to-fit-into-your-prom-dress?

Brooke Davis:
Shelley, I hate to break it to you but you're either a virgin or you're not, and a pledge does not a broken hymen mend. Sorry.

Lucas Scott:
[discussing Brooke's alleged pregnancy] Brook, this is my decision too.

Brooke Davis:
Really? As though you're the only guy I've ever slept with.

[Lucas walks into the kitchen, where Karen and Whitey already has taken seats]

Lucas Scott:
If you're having an intervention, you can have my heart pills.

Dan Scott:
I thought maybe you'd be at Tric.

Karen Roe:
Oh, yeah, Deb fired me.

Dan Scott:
Fire is her specialty.

Tim Smith:
We know you girls had fantasy date picks. Now who picked me?

Lucas Scott:
You know, I always figured if I met the devil that she'd be hot and holding a basketball.

Haley James:
Yeah this is my house. Um... we're staying here while we renovate the mansion.

Nathan:
[laughs] It's not like I was trying to show off.

Haley James:
Wasn't that your default setting? Sorry.

Lucas Scott:
I don't get you. You want to express yourself through your art but you don't want anyone to know it's you...

Peyton Sawyer:
I guess I'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a b*tch...

Lucas Scott:
Or just a tormented artist...

Brooke Davis:
[Brooke, Peyton, Natha, Johnny "Vegas" and others are sitting/standing around a table] Hey Lucas. [Lucas, who was looking in the refrigerator, turns around] Come play.

Lucas Scott:
What the game?

Brooke Davis:
"I've never".

Johnny 'Vegas' Norris:
[after a pause] And yet apparently you have.

Brooke Davis:
[after a few "oohs"; laughing] Shut up Vegas!

Haley James:
Do you think he maybe - I mean, just maybe - he's had a change of heart?

Lucas Scott:
[snorts] Requires a heart.

Nathan Scott:
[Nathan and Julian are rushing Dan to the hospital in a stolen police car, Chris is driving] Put the siren on!

Julian Baker:
I've never been in a cop car before! I don't know where the siren is!

Dan Scott:
[weakly] It's the switch in the middle.

Nathan Scott:
[laughing at Dan's dry humor] You're gonna be OK! You're gonna be OK, Dad!

Dan Scott:
[Dan awakens from a flashback to see Deb standing over his hospital bed] Am I in Hell?

Deb Lee:
[laughs through tears] Not yet. But it's good to see you still have your sense of humor.

Dan Scott:
How many times have you dreamed of standing over my deathbed?

Deb Lee:
Actually, I kind of thought you'd outlive us all and end up dancing on my grave.

Dan Scott:
[smiles] That was the plan.

Dan Scott:
[in his hospital bed] How about one more? For old times sake? Of course, you'll have to do all the work.

Deb Scott:
[laughs while crying] Oh, as usual.

Nathan Scott:
[at the hospital] Dad, why does this have to be so difficult? You're my father, so I should love you, but I've spent so much of my life hating you.

Dan Scott:
[nods] I was a terrible father. I know this.

Nathan Scott:
You know, I can justify a lot of screwed-up things that you've done. You bullied me because you wanted to make me tough. You tried to ruin my marriage because you wanted me to have a career. You even burned down your diner just because you wanted to see me again. But I can't understand how you could murder your own brother. And I'm worried. I'm worried that when you're gone, that's all I'll remember. And I'll still hate you for it.

Dan Scott:
You should hate me for it.

Nathan Scott:
So why did you do it?

Dan Scott:
[shrugs] I was always jealous of Keith. Even when we were kids. I was athletic, popular, all the things that he wasn't. But still I was jealous of him. And people were drawn to Keith, and I hated him for it.

Nathan Scott:
So you shot him because people liked him more?

Dan Scott:
The day I shot Keith, I was in a dark place. I was convinced that he tried to kill me. I'd lost you, I divorced your mom, my life was spiraling downwards, and meanwhile Keith was building a new life with my high school sweetheart and the child I abandoned, and every time I looked at him, I felt like I was punched in the gut.

Nathan Scott:
So what happened in that hallway?

Dan Scott:
Keith wanted to go into the school to save that kid. So I let him go... hoping he'd get shot. Let him be the hero, as long as he was a dead hero. And then I thought 'why should he be the hero when it could be me?' So I followed him in. Jimmy was crying... and Keith was telling him 'it gets better... that pain in your heart that tells you there's no way out, it's wrong... it gets better'. And I felt like he was talking to me. And in that moment, maybe the most heroic, kindest moment of my big brother's life, I hated him. I hated him more than anyone or anything, because nothing had gotten better. That pain was still in my heart. That voice in my head saying there was no way out was right! And he was standing there lying to me! And after Jimmy died, I picked up the gun, and I aimed it at Keith, and he looked at me. And all I could think of was how everything that had gone wrong was his fault. And it wasn't gonna get better until he was gone. Just pull the trigger and it all ends! [voice breaks] So I pulled that trigger! And it didn't end! It got worse. I'm so sorry. [weeps] I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry.

Nathan Scott:
[Dan has just flatlined] Dad, Dad? [shakes him] Hey, hey! Dad, come on!

Dan Scott:
[Nathan rushes to get help, Keith watches him leave... Dan's eyes open] Keith.

Keith Scott:
[smiles] Hi, Danny.

Dan Scott:
[Dan gets up out of bed and follows Keith out of the hospital room which transitions into the hallway where Keith was murdered] What are we doing back here, Keith?

Keith Scott:
I don't think either one of us ever really left, Danny.

Dan Scott:
Keith, if I could take it back...

Keith Scott:
Well, you can't. I think we both know that.

Dan Scott:
I'm so sorry. For that day and every day before it.

Keith Scott:
[nods] I know you are, Danny. And I forgive you.

Dan Scott:
I took you away from everyone and everything you ever cared about. How can you just forgive me?

Keith Scott:
Well, you're dead, Danny. If I can't forgive you now, when can I? [chuckles softly] Look Danny, you've done some horrific things. You can't change that, and you can't take it back. Since then, you've done everything you could to make up for it. You've become a better man.

Dan Scott:
[scoffs] I lied about my heart transplant. My book and show were a fraud. I set my own diner on fire.

Keith Scott:
[smiles] Well, I didn't say you were perfect. But nobody is. But you learned what's important. You learned to put friends and family first. And you've become the selfless, kind person that I always wanted for a brother.

Dan Scott:
Like the kind of brother you were. For so many years, I was so jealous of you. I should've been trying to be more like you. I should have been proud of you. I am proud of you. I love you, Keith.

Keith Scott:
[puts his hand on Dan's shoulder] I love you too, Danny. [beckons towards Dan's room] Come on.

Keith Scott:
[they gaze at their grieving family standing over Dan's body] I told you the voice was wrong... it gets better. [pause] Come on, little brother... take a walk with me.

Dan Scott:
[they walk towards a mysterious light at the end of the hall] I know where you're going... but what about me?

Keith Scott:
Don't worry little brother, you're my 'plus one'. [Keith puts his hand on Dan's shoulder as they vanish into the light]

Dan Scott:
[Haley has just placed Lydia in Dan's arms] It's too bad she'll never get to know me. Then again, maybe that's a good thing.

James Lucas Scott:
[Jamie enters Dan's room] You know, I'm supposed to be tough. But I don't want you to go.

Dan Scott:
[after Jamie climbs into Dan's arms with his sister] It's OK, buddy. I'm not feeling that tough right now, either.

Haley James Scott:
[crying] When Lydia asks about her Grandpa Dan, we'll tell her how much he loved his grandchildren.

Haley James Scott:
I just talked with Lucas. He's not coming.

Dan Scott:
[sighs] Well, I wasn't there for his life. I can't expect him to be here while I'm dying. Besides, I robbed him of the only father he ever knew. Haley, I never a apologized to you. Keith was a big part of your life. And I took him from you too. Haley, I'm so sorry.

Nathan Scott:
[at the hospital... Nathan is looking at a picture on Clay's phone] You have a son?

Clay Evans:
Logan.

Nathan Scott:
How long have I been gone?

Clay Evans:
Six years, apparently.

Nathan Scott:
How is it that out of the two of us, I don't have the most shocking news?

Clay Evans:
That shouldn't have happened to you. It's my fault. I should have been the one to go to Europe.

Nathan Scott:
No... no you shouldn't have. Dan wouldn't have come to save you. He can't stand you. [both laugh]

Nathan Scott:
[to Dan at the hospital] Some people want to see you.

Dan Scott:
[smiling wryly] Is it the cops?

Nathan Scott:
[returns smile] Friends and family.

Dan Scott:
I didn't know I had either.

Dan Scott:
[Dan awakens in hospital... he sees a sad-faced Nathan sitting next to his bed] Wow... who died?

Haley James Scott:
[to Julian] You have now saved the two most important men in my life, and I don't know how to thank you.

Julian Baker:
[they embrace] I'm just glad I could help. And now I can cross 'steal cop car' off my bucket list.

Nathan Scott:
[Nathan and Julian have just arrived at the hospital with Dan... Haley has just shown up] Hi, Hales.

Haley James Scott:
Say that again.

Nathan Scott:
Hi, Hales. [she rushes into his arms]

Nathan Scott:
[Nathan and Chris are rushing Dan to the hospital in a stolen police car, Chris is driving] Put the siren on!

Julian Baker:
I've never been in a cop car before! I don't know where the siren is!

Dan Scott:
[weakly] It's the switch in the middle.

Nathan Scott:
[laughing at the irony] You're gonna be OK! You're gonna be OK, Dad!

[first lines]

Brooke Davis:
Alright guys, bring it in.

Haley James Scott:
[holding a shot] I guess one shot won't kill us, huh! [disgustingly, after everyone drinks their shots] Maybe it will. Brooke, what was that?

Brooke Davis:
I wanted something that would remind everyone of me... so... they mixed their most popular liqueur with their sweetest... [contented] The bartender did name it a 'Brooke Davis'.

Brooke Davis:
[to Owen] You know, not many people can handle a 'Brooke Davis'.

Owen:
Well, it's definitely one of a kind.

Haley James Scott:
[surprisingly, to Nathan] Water?

Nathan Scott:
I wasn't even planning on drinking until Brooke forced her... 'self' on us.

Mia:
[to Peyton, arriving at Tric] Hey!

Peyton Sawyer:
Hey!

Mia:
Thanks for the invite. I'm usually home online on a Saturday night.

Peyton Sawyer:
OK! We're gonna have to work on your 'rock star' image!

Owen:
[to Millicent, commenting her look] You're the prettiest girl in the room.

Brooke Davis:
[to Millicent] Did you hear that, Milli? You're the second prettiest girl in the room!

Lindsey:
[to Lucas, after Peyton walks away] What was that about?

Lucas Scott:
She had a rent check for me. I didn't take it

Lindsey:
Why not?

Lucas Scott:
I don't feel right accepting money from Peyton, alright, we've been friends for too long.

Lindsey:
Hate to break it to you but most guys aren't friends with their ex's.

Lucas Scott:
Peyton's different. Look, I know I said we could try avoiding her but maybe we should work this thing out. At least say something to her?

Lindsey:
Fine. Let's go. [approaching Peyton] You know when you said you don't like me? Well I don't like you either. [to Lucas] There, I said something.

Lucas Scott:
[to Nathan] Why are women so screwed up?

Nathan Scott:
Let me guess. Peyton?

Lucas Scott:
How did you know?

Nathan Scott:
When she sent you a drink with a cheque in it?

Brooke Davis:
[to Peyton, referring to Owen] I bet you we have sex right on this bar!

Mia:
[worrying about her performance] What if I fail?

Haley James Scott:
Well, people fail sometimes. Look at Peyton!

Peyton Sawyer:
Hey!

Millicent:
OK, so it's just like 'rock,paper, scissors' only it's called 'ninja, bear, hunter'.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Aaand why do you play this again?

Millicent:
I don't get out much.

Haley James Scott:
[approaching Nathan] Hey! I'm sorry I haven't been around. Mia's performing tonight and she's really nervous. How have you been?

Nathan Scott:
I realized how boring bars can be without alcohol.

Haley James Scott:
Yeah, tell me about it!

Brooke Davis:
[approaching Nathan and Haley] Tric needs to establish a 'No Mom' rule.

Haley James Scott:
I'm a mom!

Brooke Davis:
You don't count. You got married and pregnant before you graduated high-school. You'll be safely locked in a home by the time you got 35.

Haley James Scott:
Good talking to you Brooke! [to Nathan] I gotta get backstage, I'll see you in a bit. Bye.

Nathan Scott:
Bye. [Brooke walking away] Well, it's good talking to both of you...

Owen:
Something on your mind?

Brooke Davis:
No, but my mom is on my last nerve, have you got anything for that?

Owen:
Yeah. Alcohol.

Owen:
[to Brooke, after seeing her mother] I feel like I'm looking into the future here. [pauses] It's a rough ride ahead, by the way.

Brooke Davis:
OK! We're not talking anymore.

Victoria Davis:
[pointing her glass] Owen!

Owen:
[to Brooke] Well, looks like you future self's calling. What you'd like to drink in 20 years?

Brooke Davis:
Poison.

Lucas Scott:
[approaching Lindsay] Hey, I've been looking for you everywhere!

Lindsey:
Well, if you keep looking next to Peyton you're never gonna find me. But I guess sneaking around with her at Tric is your new thing...

Lucas Scott:
OK, what's going on with you?

Lindsey:
Why'd you sneak over here the other night? I saw your car parked outside.

Lucas Scott:
So that's why you've been so upset. Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Lindsey:
No, Luke. You should have told ME.

Lucas Scott:
I didn't sneak here. I wasn't even planning on coming here. I saw the light on and I tried to convince my friend to be nicer to the girl that I love.

Lindsey:
Right... See, I'm still trying to figure out which is which.

Peyton Sawyer:
[approaching Brooke at the bar] I need a new office.

Brooke Davis:
Yeah, the one you have right now is far too big and free.

Peyton Sawyer:
Well, I will settle for a small and expensive just as long as it's not Lindsay adjacent.

Brooke Davis:
Tell me I don't look like her when I dance! [Peyton looking inquiringly]

Brooke Davis:
[shouting, pointing at her mother on the dance floor] Tell me I don't look like her when I dance!

Peyton Sawyer:
Okay, if you tell me that Lindsay's a b*tch.

Brooke Davis:
Oh, my mom's a b*tch, Lindsay's a b*tch, is there a woman here tonight you haven't called a b*tch?

Peyton Sawyer:
[smiling] Why, I can think of one.

Brooke Davis:
Lindsay is just threatened by you.

Peyton Sawyer:
Why? It's not like I'm even after Lucas!

Brooke Davis:
So you keep saying...

Peyton Sawyer:
What, you don't believe me? Okay, fine, whatever, but for the record, you look exactly like her when you dance! B*tch! [walks away]

Brooke Davis:
[pauses, looks at her mother dance] [to herself] I do not.

Mia:
[to Peyton and Haley] What is the first line of my song?

Haley James Scott:
Didn't you write it?

Mia:
So not the point right now.

Jason:
[approaching Carrie] Can I buy you a drink?

Carrie:
Mmm, actually, my date took care of that.

Jason:
Well, we're half way there then.

Nathan Scott:
[approaching them, sitting next to Carrie] I hope you're not trying to sit on my lap.

Jason:
I'm just looking for someone to dance with.

Nathan Scott:
No, thanks.

Peyton Sawyer:
[to Haley, asking about Mia] Okay, she's almost on. How's she doing?

Haley James Scott:
Umm, I think she'll be OK as long as the only lyrics to her song are 'Why is Jason here? Why is Jason here?'

Mia:
Why is Jason here?

Peyton Sawyer:
Because I invited him.

Mia:
I'm sorry, you what?

Peyton Sawyer:
Mia, most people dream of the chance to stand up to the person that's kept them down. This is yours.

Mia:
Someone just tell me the first line of my song, please.

Haley James Scott:
Um, it's 'I never fear the unexpected'.

Lucas Scott:
[approaching Brooke] Brooke, hey, can you do me a favor?

Brooke Davis:
Well if it involves drinking and flirting with a hot bartender then yes, I can.

Lucas Scott:
Now, you like Peyton and Lindsay, right?

Brooke Davis:
What kind of favor is this?

Brooke Davis:
Hey, what happened with you and Milly?

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Uh, I just don't think it's good timing right now. I've been really busy with work lately.

Brooke Davis:
Are you feeling OK? I hand deliver a hot girl to you and you're worried about work? My mother would wanna adopt you.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Listen, I'm having enough problems with older ladies running my life.

Brooke Davis:
What are you talking about?

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
I've kinda been seeing my boss.

Brooke Davis:
Define 'seeing'.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Sleeping with?

Brooke Davis:
Define 'sleeping with'.

Peyton Sawyer:
[Lucas entering her office] Oh, God, you know, just rip up the cheque, I'm moving offices anyway.

Lucas Scott:
Let me ask you something. Do you have an alarm in your head that goes off every time I'm happy with someone else? [shouting] What do you want from me? I flied to L.A., I asked you to marry me, you said 'No' so I moved on. Why haven't you?

Peyton Sawyer:
'Cause I should have said 'Yes'.

[last lines]

Lindsey:
[to Peyton, showing her ring] Lucas asked me to marry him.

Nathan Scott:
[about Jamie] Well, alright, you said that he asked you stuff. What else did you tell him?

Antwon 'Skillz' Taylor:
Not much. Just the truth.

Nathan Scott:
Like?

Antwon 'Skillz' Taylor:
Like the man killed Tupac and Beenie, never date girls named Beaven and Santa Claus is black.

Nathan Scott:
Wow. D'you say anything about the Easter Bunny?

Antwon 'Skillz' Taylor:
A bunny that lay eggs, man, not many questions he would ask me about that.

Mia:
[referring to Victoria] Um, that person creeps me out.

Haley James Scott:
Yeah, okay, now listen, me too, you're gonna do great, you're fine, just want you to play her like a few bars of 'No Good' and that will make her happy, okay?

Mia:
Right, like that thing will ever be happy.

Haley James Scott:
[referring to Mia] She's really nervous.

Lindsey:
Can you blame her? It's like she's playing a private concert for Satan's wife!

Victoria Davis:
The song's called 'No Good'? [pauses] Appropriate. OK, so this is a huge waste of money. I would say it was a waste of time but you all failed so quickly it really wasn't. So when you locate Peyton in that gutter, you let her know I like to speak with her before this catastrophe goes any further.

Peyton Sawyer:
[entering Brooke's store] Your mom's a b*tch!

Brooke Davis:
What happened?

Peyton Sawyer:
She went to the recording studio and freaked out Mia who is MIA, imagine that, and now I don't have an artist.

Brooke Davis:
I'm sorry Peyton, I'll talk to her.

Brooke Davis:
It's either that or my fists talk to her face and that's gonna be a longer conversation.

Brooke Davis:
First of all, I'm not destroying anything and second, zero is not a size!

Victoria Davis:
Penelope Davis!

Millicent:
I'll be in the back.

Victoria Davis:
Did you schedule a conference call with Macy's?

Brooke Davis:
Yeah. 'Cause I was thinking...

Victoria Davis:
Well, don't! In case you have to hear it, you have zero business sense!

Brooke Davis:
Mom...

Victoria Davis:
Let me finish. For the last three years I've been calling the shots and look how this company has grown. You're a talented designer, Brooke but you don't spin the straw to gold. I do. Truth be told, you're not smart enough to do it.

Peyton Sawyer:
[running outside after Victoria] Hey, Ice Queen! Stop being such a b*tch to your daughter.

Victoria Davis:
And did my daughter pay you to say that?

Peyton Sawyer:
No, I came up with that one for free.

Victoria Davis:
Well, I advise you keep your little underachieving mouth shut. Because my relationship with my daughter is none of your business.

Peyton Sawyer:
No, it is, when you tear her down and call her stupid. See, the truth is, you're actually worried she's smart. And that's a threat you to because when she figures out how to do the business side of this company - Goodbye, Victoria.

Victoria Davis:
As a matter of fact, it's quite clear you never had a mother.

Peyton Sawyer:
Yeah? Neither did Brooke.

Lucas Scott:
Lindsay, Peyton's got a big heart.

Lindsey:
Yeah, to go along with her big mouth.

Anna:
First they put away the dealers, then they put away the prostitutes, then they shooed away the bums, and beat and bashed the queers. Turned away asylum seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny, there was no one left to notice...

Peyton:
When they came for us.

Nathan Scott:
How did it go with Anna anyway?

Lucas Scott:
Well. Let's just say we didn't exactly end the night together.

Nathan Scott:
Who did you end up with?

[Someone knocks on the door, and Brooke opens it from outside]

Nathan Scott:
[snorts] Only in Tree Hill.

Nathan Scott:
[voiceover] The world is full of magic. You just have to believe in it.

various:
[voiceover] Make a wish and place it in your heart. Anything you want, everything you want. Do you have it? Good. Now believe it can come true. You never know where the next miracle is going to come from. The next smile, the next wish come true. But if you believe that it's right around the corner, and you open up your heart and mind to the possibility of it, to the certainty of it, you just might get the thing you're wishing for. The world is full of magic. You just have to believe in it. So make your wish. Do you have it? Good. Now believe in it, with all of your heart.

Karen Roe:
So what does this dress say to you? Single and successful or married to her work?

Lucas Scott:
Is this for that Justice League thing?

Karen Roe:
Small Business League, and I want to look nice

Lucas Scott:
Is Keith still going as your date?

Karen Roe:
It's not a date. So which dress?

Lucas Scott:
Umm... black I guess

Karen Roe:
Then black it is. Keith didn't say anything to you did he?

Lucas Scott:
Ohh about the date that you two aren't going on? No...

Karen Roe:
Haha... good luck on your game tonight...

Lucas Scott:
Yeah you too Ma.

Brooke:
What's your name?

Haley James:
Haley.

Brooke:
Yea, I don't like that name. Lets call you... Brooke!

Brooke:
[later] [the car runs out of gas] [beeping to signal that there isn't gas] I hear birds.

Peyton:
Unbelievable! Brooke, did you not think to put gas in the car?

[Brooke says nothing]

Brooke:
[to Haley, who she calls Brooke] Answer the question Brooke!

Lucas:
Man, its been like, twenty minutes, do you think they're coming back?

[Nathan shrugs, then starts laughing]

Lucas:
What?

Nathan:
Thing, Thing 1, and Thing 3.

[they both laugh]

Lucas:
Well, yeah, man, he was the third.

Nathan:
Yeah.

Brooke:
[pointing to Haley] So what's the deal with that one anyway?

Peyton:
She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.

Brooke:
And hanging out with Lucas? And we're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Right...

[Nathan walks over to Haley and nods]

Brooke:
Oh My God! Did you just see that?

Peyton:
See what?

Brooke:
He just gave her the nod!

Peyton:
What nod?

Brooke:
The "let's hook up after the game" nod. You wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl, but I think tutor girl likes Lucas, and I know I like Lucas, and I don't know who the hell you like any more this is all turning into one big love... rectangle plus one... whatever that is!

Brooke:
[looks at Haley] What is she doing here?

Peyton:
[laughs] You invited her!

[the low fuel light comes on]

Peyton:
Oh, my God... Brooke, didn't you think to put gas in the car?

[Brooke looks at Haley]

Brooke:
Answer the question, Brooke!

Haley James:
[gets out of the car] Hey, Peyton, pop the trunk.

Brooke:
Peyton, don't listen to her! It might be a trick!

[Peyton pops the trunk anyway]

Haley James:
[pulls out a gas can] Great... it's empty! I saw a gas station about a mile down the road, if I'm not back in an hour, tell my mom I loved her.

Brooke:
Don't you mean Nathan?

Peyton:
I'll go with you.

Peyton:
What about me?

[Peyton locks the doors]

Brooke:
Peyton... come back! Someone might come...

Haley James:
You did remember to crack a window didn't you?

[Peyton and Haley laugh]

Brooke:
Come on, you guys, I'm scared!

Brooke:
[Brooke has hurt her ankle and is getting it looked at by a med student] This really hurts. Do you think you could, you know, give me something for the pain?

College Guy:
I shouldn't but... here you go.

[he gives her one pill]

Brooke:
Just one?

College Guy:
Okay.

[he hands her another]

College Guy:
Now, those are really strong so I guess, take half at a time...

[Brooke has swallowed both at once]

Brooke:
Whoops! All gone!

Brooke:
What's your name?

Haley James:
Haley.

Brooke:
I don't like that name. How 'bout we call you Brooke?

[later] [the car runs out of gas]

Peyton:
Brooke, didn't it ever occur to you, to put more gas in the car?

[Brooke says nothing]

Brooke:
[to Hailey, who she calls Brooke] What are you gonna say, Brooke?

Thing:
I'm The Thing

Thing #1:
And I'm thing # 1

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
And let me guess your thing # 2?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[points at thing #3]

Thing #3:
No I'm thing # 3. Because, I'm the third.

Brooke:
Where the hell are we?

Haley James:
Miles from normal.

Haley James:
Hey, stranger.

Lucas Scott:
Hm, no stranger than you.

Peyton:
So, last week... sucked. I just wanted to say thanks.

Lucas Scott:
Oh, you made me a mix?

Peyton:
Just trying to square my karma.

Lucas Scott:
Uh-huh... Does this mean we're dating?

Nathan:
Coming to the game tonight?

Haley James:
Um... I don't know...

Nathan:
You should come. We always beat the crap out the Pickerington Hicks.

Haley James:
They're called the Hicks?

Nathan:
No. But they should be.

Karen Roe:
Okay. What does this dress say to you?

Lucas Scott:
Uh... Beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses.

Coach Whitey Durham:
Alright! Knock it off. This is our first away game. For those of you who are unfamiliar, you sit there with your mouths shut and focus. I'll choose the music! Tonight's theme is defense.

[Music starts. Everybody smiles faintly and put on their headphones]

'Mouth' McFadden:
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, from the stinks of Pickerington where the pirates always suck and the livestock is nervous. I'm Mouth McFadden and sitting with me at tonight's game is Haley James. Haley, how do you see tonight's match up?

Haley James:
I'd rather not be associated with your lunacy, Mouth.

Brooke:
[looks at Haley] So what's the story with that one anyway?

Peyton:
She's tutoring Nathan... supposedly.

Brooke:
And hanging out with Lucas. Right. We're supposed to believe she's just friends with both of them? Did you see that?

[She looked over at Haley again, at the same time as Nathan were nodding at her]

Peyton:
What?

Brooke:
Nathan just gave her THE nod.

Peyton:
What nod?

Brooke:
The "let's-hook-up-after-the-game"-nod. Wanna know what I think? I think Nathan likes tutor girl. But I think tutor girl likes Lucas. And I KNOW I like Lucas. And I don't know who the hell you like anymore. This is all turning into one big love... [pauses] rectangle plus one, whatever that is.

Lucas Scott:
As happens sometimes a moment settled and hovered and remained for much more than a moment. And sound stopped and movement stopped for much, much more than a moment. And then the moment was gone.

Nathan Scott:
Stepping up. It's a simple concept. It basically means to rise above yourself; to do a little more, to show you something special. Something like this. Lucas is gone, but that doesn't mean the season is over. As a matter of fact, I say it's just beginning. You might want to stay out of my way for a while. Life's funny sometimes; can push pretty hard like when you fall in love with someone but they forget to love you back, like when your best friend and your boyfriend leave you alone, like when you pull the trigger or light the flame and you can't take it back. Like I said, in sports they call this 'stepping up'. In life, I call it 'pushing back'.

Nathan Scott:
You know it's been said that we just don't recognize the significant moments of our lives while they're happening. We grow complacent with ideas, or things or people and we take them for granted and it's usually not until that thing is about to be taken away from you that you've realized how wrong you've been that you realized how much you need it, how much you love it. God, I love this game.

Nathan Scott:
You ever heard the expression 'The best things in live are free.' Well that expression is true.' Every once in a while, people step up they rise above themselves sometimes they surprise you and sometimes they fall short. Life is funny sometimes. It can push pretty hard but if you look close enough, you can find hope in the words of children, in the bars of the song and in the eyes of someone you love. And if you're lucky, if you're the luckiest person on this entire planet, the person you love decides to love you back.

Nathan Scott:
Stepping up. It's a simple concept. It basically means to rise above yourself; to do a little more, to show you something special. Something like this. Lucas is gone, but that doesn't mean the season is over. As a matter of fact, I say it's just beginning. You might want to stay out of my way for a while. Life's funny sometimes; can push pretty hard like when you fall in love with someone but they forget to love you back, like when your best friend and your boyfriend leave you alone, like when you pull the trigger or light the flame and you can't take it back. Like I said, in sports they call this 'stepping up'. In life, I call it 'pushing back".

Peyton:
You know what? Every song ends, Jake. Is that any reason to not enjoy the music?

Brooke:
You still look like a slut.

Rachel Gatina:
You still smell like a whore.

Nathan Scott:
I'm sorry. Okay, I never wanted to hurt you and I'm sorry for all the ways that I did.

Haley James Scott:
I know you're sorry, I know that you don't want to hurt me. But I need to know that you're going to be honest with me.

Nathan Scott:
I promise, I -

Haley James Scott:
I need to know that you're going to let me in, Nathan. I mean, all the way.

Nathan Scott:
I will, okay. I'll - I'll let you in if that's what it takes, I'll let you in. It's just... sometimes I'm afraid that if I do, you'll see the real me. The guy I was before you. And I'm not proud of that person, okay; the one that I used to be. But if I have to be that guy to keep you safe, then that's who I'm going to be. Look, if you want me to apologize for defending you, or for fighting back when somebody hurts you, then I can't do that - I won't do that, okay because the truth is: that's a guy I'll never be; a guy that just stands by and watches while the world hurts you. Can you understand that?

Haley James Scott:
I can't...

Nathan Scott:
Haley, you have to -

Haley James Scott:
No, I can't keep standing on one foot. So, if there's more, I should sit down. But if you're done, then, um... just take me home 'cause I'm tired and I miss you and I love you, every version of you.

Nathan Scott:
Come here... [They hug and he kisses her forehead]

Coach Whitey Durham:
Well, well, Avril Lavigne.

Lucas Scott:
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow once wrote:"We are all architects of faith, ever living in these walls of time."

Peyton Sawyer:
Hey if you get tired dragging that fat ass of yours there is a water fountain down the hall

Lindsey Strauss:
Whatever you bulimic b*tch!

Lindsey Strauss:
We can not be locked in here. I'm totally claustrophobic.

Mia:
But it's like a huge library.

Lindsey Strauss:
It's the locked-in part.

Julian:
[Brooke has bought Nick Lachey as her date to the wedding] She's so not making me jealous with the guy from "Dancing With the Stars."

Missy:
No, that was Drew. He was so awesome on that.

Julian:
Whatever. "Laguna Beach," then.

Chase Adams:
No, no. That was some other tool. [He was on Laguna Beach. Inside joke]

Deb Scott:
[interrupting Dan's campaign meeting] I'm sorry. I didn't know we had company. Can you see my ass through this?

Dan Scott:
[to Nathan] Your mother is on crack. She locked me out of my house.

Karen Roe:
You know what Dan, if you are looking for people who are mad at you, you might want to start at A in the phone book.

Karen Roe:
Look who it is, the kissing bandit. Did you fondle anyone while I was away?

Dan Scott:
I should apologize. I won't but I should. That kiss was a reckless mistake, kind of like Lucas. That was a joke

Karen Roe:
Funny, no wonder you are getting a divorce. How's that going by the way

Dan Scott:
Why you ready for round two.

Karen Roe:
[clears throat] Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Dan Scott:
Could I just have a coffee please.

Karen Roe:
Sure, just let me spit in it first.

Brooke:
I'm going to need my key back too.

Peyton:
What?

Brooke:
My house key. You moved out, right? I can't have people coming and going like it's some kind of Rachel Gatina crack den.

Samantha Walker:
[voiceover] Quentin Fields was a basketball player. He was also a son. A brother. Somebody's teammate. Somebody's friend. I never knew Quentin Fields and I guess now I never will. Did you ever wonder what it would be like if you weren't you anymore? If you were suddenly gone how would your world react? Whatever you imagined was wrong. There's nothing romantic about death. Grief is like the ocean: it's deep and dark and bigger than all of us. And pain is like a thief in the night. Quiet. Persistent. Unfair. Diminished by time and faith and love. I didn't know Quentin Fields but I'm jealous of him because I see how his absence has affected the people that did know him so I know that he did matter to them. And I know he was loved. People say Quentin Fields was a great basketball player. Graceful. Fluid. Inspiring. They say on a good night it almost seemed as though he could fly. And now he can.

Haley James Scott:
Your strength is inspiring.

Denise Fields:
My strength is from Jesus Christ. I am going to miss my baby boy for the rest of this life but I know we are going to see him again and our faith will see us through.

Lucas Scott:
He has a little brother, he has parents...

Skills Taylor:
How does a mother ever breathe again?

Nathan Scott:
The thing you and I have been down similar roads. We were in the same cliques. We both felt the same pressures, same expectations. Our parents were like children. And we both grew into kind bad versions of ourselves way too fast. So I think you know and get it.

Brooke Davis:
They never really gave us a chance did they? Our parents?

Nathan Scott:
They didn't know how. Look the thing is you made your dream happen and I know I didn't quite get there when it was taken away from me I dealt with it alone and it was stupid and selfish and wrong. So if your mom tries to take your dream away from you and you feel that same pain like I did I've sort of been there and I'm going to be pissed off if you don't come talk to me about it.

Haley James Scott:
When archaeologists uncover lost civilizations and they unearth these worlds that have long since been destroyed, you know what they find most often? They find stories: ancient languages, words, inscriptions from people who have been gone for thousands of years. Because chances are they, like you, they wanted to know, what's the point? And they wanted us to know that they were here, you know? They told their stories and they tried to make sense out of their lives and their worlds and their tragedies. So that's what we're gonna do. I want you to write something - anything at all - about Quentin Fields. If you knew him, write a favorite memory. If you didn't know him, write what you think the point is of all this for yourself and your life and your time here. This is a literature class, and that's what writers do. We put pen to paper in times of devastating tragedy, we just try to make sense of it. Maybe we'll find clarity in some of those words. Maybe we'll find peace.

Brooke:
I'm going to need my key back too.

Peyton:
What?

Peyton:
My house key. You moved out, right? I can't have people coming and going like it's some kind of Rachel Gatina crack den.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You ever look at a picture of yourself and see a stranger in the background? It makes you wonder how many strangers have pictures of you. How many moments of other people's lives have we been in? Were we a part of someone's life when their dream came true? Or were we there when their dreams died? Did we keep trying to get in, as if we were somehow destined to be there? Or did the shock take us by surprise? Just think, you'd be a big part of someone else's life... and not even know it.

Coach Whitey:
Crap! That pretty much sums up this season. You started out this year with a crappy attitude, you played like crap, you took my crap, you cleaned up rat crap from a crappy gym. Well all that crap's over now. At least you made it to the finals. Some of you are seniors, this is your last chance for a state title. It's my last chance. So get out there and play like the champions I know you can be!

Derek Sommers:
That was the most morbid tour I've ever been on.

Peyton Sawyer:
Yeah, well not everyone gets to go on the Tree Hill death walk, so you should feel honored.

Derek Sommers:
Oh, I do. Favorite part was the bridge where your friends crashed.

Peyton Sawyer:
You know it's just too bad I ran out of time cause I really wanted to show you the place where I buried my prom date... kidding.

Derek Sommers:
Thank god, it would be really weird if we had another thing in common.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Trade you my juice box for your bag of chips. And I'll throw in a cookie.

Brooke Davis:
Peyton must really need chips.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Okay, how can I make this any clearer? There is nothing going on between me and Peyton.

Brooke Davis:
And there's nothing going on between us, so why are you still here?

Derek Sommers:
So Peyton, who did ya bring?

Peyton Sawyer:
What do you mean?

Derek Sommers:
Well you don't strike me as a dumb girl. So, who did you bring for back up, in case i turned out to be a psycho?

Peyton Sawyer:
[Peyton looks over to Lucas at the table behind them] Derek... Lucas, Lucas... Derek.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You told me to fight for you, and I did. You never fought for me.

Brooke Davis:
And I'm not going to.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Okay... I guess I was wrong... I'm not the guy for you Brooke Davis.

Rachel Gatina:
I understand why you are so angry, Haley. I used to be a fat chick with a little head too.

Rachel Gatina:
I was told to say away from you

Nathan Scott:
Since when do you do what your told?

Rachel Gatina:
Since never. Let me guess... you liked my last kiss so much you want another.

Nathan Scott:
Guess again. [Nathan shows her his ring]

Peyton Sawyer:
Here comes the Brookie Monster.

Derek Sommers:
Good to meet you, man.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
What did you say your name was? Cooper?

Derek Sommers:
It's Derek.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Whatever, Felix. You ever been a girl's friend. It sucks. You know what else sucks. New guys.

Derek Sommers:
My name's Derek.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Right. Look if you wanna get on my good side... and you do, stop kissing Brooke! Don't even look at Rachel! And don't move here, cause nobody likes new guys, New guy. What was I talking about?

Derek Sommers:
You don't like new guys.

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Oh yeah! Damn new guys.

Brooke Davis:
Yes it would, everything is Peyton's fault. Shes like a cursed rabbit's foot. Shes bad luck [Haley laughs] I am serious, traitor girl. Do not take her side against me.

Haley James Scott:
You keep going to that bridge, I never thought I'd be jealous of a river.

Skills:
I'm going to be so tight out there they're gonna be calling me Zip Lock

Haley James Scott:
Hey, Luke, will you promise me something? No matter what happens you and I will always be friends

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[in a mocking tone] Always... and forever.

Skills:
You know you all are missing something out there right? Wanna know what it is?

Nathan Scott:
Let me guess you

Skills:
Same old story dog. Whitey trying to keep a brother down. [Whitey stands behind Skills] Look, somebody gotta tell the old man that they don't call me Skills cause im really good at picking splinters outta my ass.

Nathan Scott:
[to Whitey] They don't call him Skills cause he's really good at picking splinters out his ass.

Coach Whitey:
All right... Skills, lets see what you've got. God forbid Whitey should keep you down.

Nathan Scott:
You're welcome.

Nathan Scott:
I need to be tutored. I think I'm failing marriage.

Haley James Scott:
Did you try sleeping with the teacher?

Rachel Gatina:
If you're looking for Nathan... he's in my bedroom.

Haley James:
If you're looking for a black eye... it's in my fist.

Skills:
[after scoring in the game] Yo, man, you're as easy to score on as your mom... Oh, my fault, ain't nobody that easy!

Skills:
Yo! Look, I just gotta thank the brother who helped a brother get on the team, and a brother who helped a brother score once he got there.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I lost track; which one am I, again?

Skills:
So what's up, man? How 'bout some shots with the Scotts?

Nathan Scott:
Look, man, you blew up out there, but it's only gonna get tougher, so you gotta keep bringing it, all right?

Skills:
Look, man, I'm -a be so tight out there, dawg, they 'bout to be calling me Ziplock.

Nathan Scott:
Just say you're gonna bring it, Skills.

Keith Scott:
It's funny, but I feel like I'm about to start the life that I always wanted.

Nathan Scott:
Was that your jump shot? Cause if that was your jump shot, I can't date you anymore.

Nikki:
Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.

Peyton:
If I were you, I would walk away.

Nikki:
You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.

Peyton:
All the eyeliner in the world wont make you anything other than a psycho stalker b*tch.

Lucas:
There's something I have to tell you. You should sit.

Karen Roe:
Okay. I think I'll stand.

Lucas:
This is gonna hurt you, Mom. And I'm sorry.

Karen Roe:
What happened?

Lucas:
Brooke's pregnant.

Karen Roe:
[she slaps him] Oh, my God, Lucas. I'm so sorry.

Lucas:
I guess I deserved that. Stupid...

[he walks off]

Brooke:
How could you cheat on me with my best friend?

Lucas Scott:
Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.

Brooke:
That doesn't really matter, Lucas. 'Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.

Haley James:
So uh, I gotta ask you kind of a personal question... just out of curiosity. How many times per minute do you guys think about sex?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Per minute?

Haley James:
Yeah, Elle magazine said that guys think about sex like every 30 seconds

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You're thinking about having sex with him! [Nathan]

Haley James:
Shhh...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[whispers] Sorry.

Haley James:
Ok, it just, it keeps coming up... [Lucas looks at her in disbelief] sorry, wrong words.

Haley James:
Nathan, I know I'm driving you crazy.

Nathan Scott:
No you're not.

Haley James:
Do you think that I'm a tease?

Nathan Scott:
Stop it.

Haley James:
Well what do you think?

Nathan Scott:
I think that you're my girlfriend, and I like to spend time with you. Look I just don't want to push you.

Haley James:
You're not.

Nathan Scott:
But I am. Haley, you got a tattoo for god sakes. It just freaks me out a little bit, because obviously this whole thing with us means a lot to you. [she looks at him, worried] I just don't want to do anything to pressure you. Or drive you away. Even though sometimes I can't help it. Just like I can't help that I fell in love with you. Cause I did. I love you, Haley. And it scares me, a little bit, but, there it is.

Haley James:
Wow. There it is. [She kisses him] I love you too. [They continue to kiss]

Nathan Scott:
You kissed my wife, you lost all my money, you lied to me about a poker game and you got me attacked by a munchkin and a transvestite...

Chris Keller:
Whoah, whoah, whoah... you think Emmanuelle's a dude?

Nathan Scott:
E-MAN-uelle has an adam's apple!

Peyton:
I didn't know my subconscious could be such a b*tch.

Peyton's subconscience:
No, no. We're a b*tch. Try to keep up, okay?

Lindsey Strauss:
It was a comet, Luke. The boy saw a comet.

Lucas Scott:
Okay...

Lindsey Strauss:
The boy saw the comet and felt as though his life had meaning. And when it went away, he waited his entire life for it to come back to him.

Lucas Scott:
Lindsey I love you, but this isn't the time for a book review okay?

Lindsey Strauss:
What was the first day you ever talked to Peyton?

Lucas Scott:
Lindsey...

Lindsey Strauss:
Please.

Lucas Scott:
Her car broke down.

Lindsey Strauss:
The boy saw the comet and suddenly his life had meaning. I'm sorry Lucas, I can't marry you.

Skills Taylor:
How about this? I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her. Then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lifts up the veil. BAM! It's on.

Skills Taylor:
[referring to Peyton] Baby girl you are so far from ok man you ain't even in the same area code.

TV character Bugs Bunny:
[Jamie watching TV in the motel, after being kidnapped by Nanny Carrie] Run for your lives. She is a witch.

James Scott:
I'm fine. Grandpa Dan saved me.

Nathan Scott:
Jamie is gonna be the man. I'm gonna be second best. You'll be lucky to make the top 10, Luke.

Lucas Scott:
Thanks.

Lucas Scott:
My jokes aren't stupid.

Nathan Scott:
My jokes aren't stupid. That's what you think.

Lily Roe Scott:
That's what you have to call me.

James Scott:
I do not.

Lily Roe Scott:
You do so. Say it. Aunt Lily.

Skills Taylor:
Wait! Maybe Lucas will say the wrong name on the alter just like Ross did on Friends.

Cop 1:
What the hell are you doing?

Nathan Scott:
My son is missing.

Cop 1:
Right calm down you could've got yourself killed!

Nathan Scott:
We just left the wedding okay, all the guests are gone and my son missing. He's 4 and a half years old.

Cop 2:
Have you been drinking sir? Maybe been to the reception?

Nathan Scott:
What kind of question is that 'Have I been drinking?'

Cop 2:
You need to listen to me...

Nathan Scott:
No you listen to me! My name is Nathan Scott okay, my father is Dan Scott, he was arrested for murder okay he's a bad guy and he was here today. Now either one of you two idiots gets on your radio right now and finds my son or I'll knock you both out and I'll do it myself!

Cop 1:
Hey, you needa relax. Alright.

Lucas Scott:
I know it's a bit sudden okay, but yesterday was a great day. And I'm sitting on the bus and I realize that none of my great days in my life matter without you, and you're the one I want next to me when my dreams come true. You're the one I want next to me if they don't. As long as I have you nothing else matters.

[first lines]

Doctor:
Don't worry se?or, you won't feel a thing.

Dan Scott:
So tell me Doc, how many heart transplants have you done?

Doctor:
[unsubtitled Spanish] Dos o tres, m?s o menos. [Takes electric saw from nurse and turns it on] .

Dan Scott:
Oh, oh, Doc I-I-I'm I'm not under yet, I'm still here. Hey Doc, Doc Doc Doc, I'm still here! N-no no no I'm still here Doc!

Nurse:
[unsubtitled Spanish] Calma te.

Dan Scott:
I'm still here!

Nurse:
[unsubtitled Spanish] [insistent] Calma te!

Dan Scott:
I'm still here! [wakes up from nightmare] I'm still here!

[last lines]

Quinn James:
It's almost morning, I should go.

Clayton:
Or, huh... you could stay.

[they smile at each other]

Quinn James:
Tell me more about Sara.

Clayton:
She would've really liked you.

Brooke Davis:
[watching The Wizard of Oz after eating weed brownies] Can you please tell that munchkin to stop looking at me?

Nathan Scott:
Haley!

Haley James Scott:
[comes out of bathroom] What?

Nathan Scott:
[excitedly] I'm going to Duke!

Haley James Scott:
I'm pregnant

Nathan Scott:
[bewildered] You...

Haley James Scott:
It's not Brooke... it's me

Nathan Scott:
Wha... How long have you known?

Haley James Scott:
A few weeks...

Nathan Scott:
A few weeks?

Haley James Scott:
I'm sorry I didn't know how to tell you

Nathan Scott:
[sits down] Huh...

Detective:
Listen, they filled me in on this whole long-lost-brother scenario. What else can you give me?

Lucas Scott:
Unfortunately not much. Look, I just really have a bad feeling about this guy and I'm worried about my friend Peyton.

Detective:
You carried her out, Peyton Sawyer. You're the one who carried her out of the school

Lucas Scott:
Yeah.

Detective:
Ok, we'll bring him in.

Lucas Scott:
So you believe me? You don't think this sounds crazy?

Detective:
I didn't say it didn't sound crazy. But that look in your eyes tells me that you believe it.

Nathan Scott:
As many of you know, I called this press conference today to announce where I'm planning to play basketball in college. I got a lot of great offers but it's always been my dream to play in Duke University, so ah... that's where I plan to go but... you know my father said that today will be the greatest day of my life, and you're right dad, it is but its not because of basketball, you'll see today... I learn? That my wife Haley is pregnant and it's an absolute honor to be recruited by Duke University I guest what I have to say to you today it's this. Where I play basketball IF I play basketball is no longer a decision for me to make alone, it's a decision that I make with my wife and my family's best interest to her and what I do I let you all know. And my wife couldn't be here today so... I just want it to say one thing to her: Haley, no matters what happens we faced together, I promise you, I'll never been happier, everything its gonna be okay... I love you. Thank you.

Peyton Sawyer:
[Sprays mace in Derek's eyes]

Derek:
[starts running after Peyton] Ohhh... That wasn't very nice Peyton!

Derek Sommers:
[Slams Derek into the wall]

Derek:
Who the hell are you?

Derek Sommers:
I'm her brother, B*tch! Who the hell are you?

Karen Roe:
Welcome to my history, Haley James Scott.

Peyton Sawyer:
Can you believe this? Derek. Is it any wonder that I have commitment issues?

Lucas Scott:
Yeah. You're pretty much the Bermuda Triangle of relationships.

Peyton Sawyer:
Thanks.

[looks at her watch]

Peyton Sawyer:
Crap. Turn around.

Lucas Scott:
What?

Peyton Sawyer:
Turn around; I have to change.

Lucas Scott:
Oh.

[turns around]

Peyton Sawyer:
[while changing] You know, I just can't believe what a creep he turned out to be. And I just let him waltz into my house. Like "Hey, I'm a crazy psycho, can I come in?", and I'm all like "Yeah, sure! Wanna see my bedroom?"

Lucas Scott:
Peyton.

Peyton Sawyer:
And he's still out there.

Lucas Scott:
They'll find him, ok? The detectives said they'll call when they do and then we'll finally have some answers. Until then, you're safe with me, I promise!

Peyton Sawyer:
You're always saving me.

[Lucas smiles]

Peyton Sawyer:
Ok, you can turn around.

Lucas Scott:
[Turns around and sees Peyton in her cheerleader's uniform] Woah! Is this your way of saying thank you?

Peyton Sawyer:
Nice try! A few of the cheerleaders have to be at Nathan's press conference.

Lucas Scott:
Oh wow! I forgot about that. Wouldn't you be safer just to avoid the whole thing?

Peyton Sawyer:
No, I'm not gonna hide out because of Derek. No way.

Lucas Scott:
Actually I meant because Brooke might be there.

Brooke:
Tutor girl.

Haley James:
Yeah, it's Haley.

Brooke:
Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girl's little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."

Nathan Scott:
Haley, look...

Haley James:
Stay away from me.

Nathan Scott:
Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.

Cooper Lee:
Well, I always wanted to meet the girl Nathan crashed a racecar for.

Haley James Scott:
Well, I always wanted to meet the guy that let Nathan crash a racecar.

Nathan Scott:
[to priest] This test doesn't show how hard we work to keep this relationship together, or that I can't stand it when we're apart, or that every time I look at her, I know that I'm gonna be with her for the rest of my life. We love each Father. No test is going to show that.

Lucas Scott:
George Eliot once wrote:''There is no despair so absolute as that which comes with the first moments of our first great sorrow, when we have not yet known what it is to have suffered and be healed, to have despaired and have recovered hope.''

Peyton Sawyer:
So we never really talked about the wedding, like how you got there.

Haley James Scott:
I told you, I got dressed, I threw up at my parents' house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.

Peyton Sawyer:
Okay, hard image to forget, but I meant more like, um, I don't know, how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody without an escape hatch.

Haley James Scott:
I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do. It was more about trusting myself.

Peyton Sawyer:
Yeah, my old friend, self-doubt. I don't know, sometimes everything seems really simple, and then...

Haley James Scott:
...it's not?

Peyton Sawyer:
Yeah.

Peyton Sawyer:
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. You see lately I've been having impure thoughts about- Actually, I haven't been doing very well lately. This is the first time I've been in a church since my mom died. I think about her everyday. I just- I wonder what she would say to me right now if she could see me and see how I've been living. I wonder if she knows, on most days I fall short of being the person she wanted me to be, or I wonder if she saw me do that line of coke last week. And the thing is, I don't even know why I did it. You know, my life is pretty good... it is, but I was just searching for something to make it great... something to make it matter. So, I don't know, I guess last week when I had the chance to change that, and it was right there in front of me. I guess I was just scared to let that go. But I know it was wrong and I want my mom to know that and um, I want her to know that I am not that person... and I'm not going to be.

Felix Taggaro:
Well, well. With the other dares, it appears to be a tie.

Tim Smith:
Oh no, oh no, wait. Don't forget this. Shows Felix the picture from the golf course.

Felix Taggaro:
Dude! What the hell are you doing?

Tim Smith:
It says it right here on the dare card

Felix Taggaro:
Man, that's a typo. It's supposed to say, "Take a shot in the second hole."

Haley James:
[to Chris Keller] That other crap was my marriage.

Karen Roe:
You've stopped in for coffee every morning this week, and well... I enjoy seeing you, it's just, well, I'm not sure it's appropriate.

Andy Hargrove:
Well, you know, in some cultures, you can buy coffee without actually having to have sex with the caf? owner. You know, those cultures aren't nearly as much fun for me, but what are you gonna do?

[Lucas stands in the mall in front of the sales girl to return his bra]

Sales Girl:
Can I ask you why you'd like to return it?

Lucas Scott:
Um, wrong size?

Haley James Scott:
So, I had an idea, why don't we just get a picture of you eating one egg and then tell them you ate five?

Peyton Sawyer:
Haley James Scott, we don't cheat.

Haley James Scott:
Well, you did with Lucas.

Nathan Scott:
Well, this is it. Massage and Spa.

Tim Smith:
What's the back say?

Nathan Scott:
Ask for the special.

Tim Smith:
It's the happy ending! [eagerly rings the bell]

Brooke Davis:
So what, you can't get a date. Move to new towns and trick people into eating with you?

Felix Taggaro:
Wow, you totally exposed me. Seriously, I mean, I'm mostly naked here.

Nathan Scott:
[highly demotivated as he is wearing a white skirt and green sash that is saying 'Lady Leprechaun' in gold] Good evening, Mr and Mrs Tree Hill resident. We're selling these delicious cookies to raise money for 'Lady Leprechauns', an organisation that empowers us girls to be strong, beautiful, independent women of tomorrow.

Anna Taggaro:
Take a photo with a stranger in a photo booth.

Lucas Scott:
Hmm...

Anna Taggaro:
Come on.

[They go inside the photo booth]

Anna Taggaro:
So... I have a confession to make. The card doesn't say 'take a photo with a stranger in a photo booth.'

Lucas Scott:
No?

Anna Taggaro:
No. It says 'make out with a stranger in a photo booth.'

Dan Scott:
[after Dan finds out that Deb has been abusing perscription medication] How long, with the pills?

Deb Scott:
Since I quit my job.

Dan Scott:
Why?

Deb Scott:
Because I'm married to you.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Stephen King once wrote: Time takes it all. Whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away...and in the end, there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness. And sometimes we lose them there again.

Jarrett Green:
So, it's like your mom's Cooper's sister?

Lucas Eugene Scott:
No, my mom slept with Cooper's sister's husband.

Jarrett Green:
Okay. Whatever that means. Sounds messed up.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
It is.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
So, Daytona, how long has it been since last time you've seen Nate?

Daytona Green:
Well, I think last time I saw him, he was shorter than me.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
[laughs]

Nathan Scott:
By, like, half an inch.

Daytona Green:
Whatever, Shorty.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Joseph Conrad once wrote: "Who knows what true happiness is, not the conventional word... but the naked terror. To the lonely themselves, that wears a mask, the most miserable outcast hugs some memory... or some illusion."

[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]

Haley James:
Whoa! Walking here...

Peyton:
Sorry...

Haley James:
Like you weren't aiming!

Peyton:
You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?

Haley James:
Umm...

Peyton:
...C'mon, get in.

Haley James:
Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...

Peyton:
Look... I'm not to good at this.

Haley James:
Obviously, you're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...

Peyton:
No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...

Haley James:
And now you're asking?

Peyton:
In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.

Haley James:
I guess... I meant both of them.

Peyton:
[small pause] Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...

Haley James, Peyton:
...really careful!

Haley James:
Yes, I know! You be careful too...

Peyton:
With which one...?

Haley James:
DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!

Tim Smith:
Awe. He's 86'd yo.

Dan Scott:
Just say he's dead Tim.

[Keith is sitting opposite the detective looking relaxed and uncaring]

Keith Scott:
No, no, actually, I'm fine. I just... love sleeping in jail cells.

Detective:
You understand that we have you on tape... buying a bottle of liquor the day of the fire?

Keith Scott:
I-I-I've seen it! It was stimulating!

Detective:
Yeah. We also know that you bought a gun.

Keith Scott:
[fake stunned] Oh my god! Was Dan shot? Or, wait... no, no, no, no, no, it was a fire. Yeah.

Dan Scott:
You ready to confess?

Keith Scott:
Yeah, OK. OK... I confess. I, um... bought a bottle of liquor. I was... I was just so thirsty. I'm sorry, Dan, can you forgive me?

Dan Scott:
Son of a b*tch!

Keith Scott:
There's no need to bring mom into this, Danny!

Haley James:
Stanford is, like, my dream school. It's where I've wanted to go since I played... pretend SATs!

Lucas Scott:
Man, I forgot how much of a nerd you were.

Haley James:
Oh, whatever, Rambo!

Lucas Scott:
Rambo was cool!

Coach Whitey Durham:
Alright now, I want you guys to take a good look around you. Take a good, hard look, because once in a while you have to ask yourself how you got to this place. 0 for 2, playing in this crummy sweat-box of a gym. Well, I'll tell you how you got there. You got there by playing selfishly and losing. But for the next nine seconds, if you change the first thing, you'll change the second. Alright, let's go. One, two, three...

Ravens:
RAVENS!

Lucas Scott:
I never would have joined the basketball team if it wasn't for my Uncle Keith. You know, he wanted me to be a part of something; to feel like I belong.

Guidance Counselor:
Sounds like he really cares about you.

Lucas Scott:
Yeah, he's like a father to me.

Peyton:
[after Mia's ex has just entered the nightclub] Well, how's she doing? Can she sing?

Haley James:
Yeah - just as long as the only words to her song are "Why is Jason here?"

Mia:
[rocking back and forth] Why is Jason here?

Peyton:
Wait. If I came back for Lucas, then why did you come back?

Brooke:
Duh, for Lucas. Game on b*tch.

Peyton:
I came back for Lucas.

Brooke:
I know you've had that Lucas stealing face on since I picked you up at the airport.

Peyton:
What face?

Brooke:
Your only face. Lucas and Peyton are meant to be together.

Peyton:
Wait, if I came back for Lucas who did you come for?

Brooke:
Duh, for Lucas. Game on b*tch.

Lucas Scott:
That doesn't change the fact that we haven't seen a single car pass by since we've stopped.

Brooke Davis:
Uh...

Lucas Scott:
Until now.

[sees the bus coming]

Nathan Scott:
That's a bus.

Brooke Davis:
No, that's a tour bus.

Peyton Sawyer:
Oh, please be The Foo Fighters!

Skills:
Please be Kanye!

Chris Keller:
[gets off the bus] Well, well.

Haley James Scott:
Stupid Elvis Sandwhich!

Lucas Scott:
How long has that light been on?

Brooke Davis:
Just a little while but its kind of a pretty color and i liked it.

Brooke Davis:
Bad Call?

Nathan Scott:
Ha

[car makes funny sound]

Brooke Davis:
bad call

Chris Keller:
Let's see here: [looks at Brooke] slept with you, [looks at Haley] kissed you, [looks at Peyton] got slapped by you! Just like any other night on Chris Keller's tour bus.

Skills:
[to Chris] Shut up! [to Police Officer] Excuse me sir we're looking about a friend of ours. Kind of a goofy looking kid. Big lips, spiky hair.

Chris Keller:
Needs ass.

Police Officer:
Marvin McFadden.

Chris Keller:
Damn! Our guys name is Mouth!

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
Have you guys ever had your heart broken?

Skills:
So what it's been about a week since Mouth skipped town with Rachel. Now all of a sudden I get this cryptic message.

Lucas Scott:
Okay like what, a voice mail?

Skills:
Text, actually. Check it out.

Lucas Scott:
"Honey Grove, Texas. Please come. Need ass?"

Skills:
Yeah I was thinking he would've typed assistance, but his battery died.

Lucas Scott:
Well then why didn't he just write help? Need help?

Skills:
Maybe he need ass.

Chris Keller:
Haley can sleep in my bed... although you're looking a little plump Hails... [Brooke, Peyton and Haley glare at him]... Tch... what the hell, I've had bigger chunk in my bunk. [Chris grins at Nathan]

Haley James Scott:
[almost Crying] I'm pregnant you idiot.

Chris Keller:
[grin fades] Oh... [looks to Nathan and puts his hands up] Dude totally not mine.

[Brooke and Peyton glare at Chris]

Haley James Scott:
Okay, Brooke, freshman year. Lance Bass? Really?

Brooke Davis:
He was cute, okay?

Nathan Scott:
I'm not sure I'd go there, Hales. Check this out. "Luke, stay cool forever! Haley."

Haley James Scott:
So, what's wrong with that?

Lucas Scott:
You think that's bad? Check this out. Peyton wrote to me in my sophomore yearbook... "Peyton Sawyer".

Haley James Scott:
Okay, how about this one? "Lucas, you know you want me! Taylor James."

Lucas Scott:
I wonder what she wrote in Nathan's yearbook.

Nathan Scott:
Skills. Hey, come on, man. It's your turn to drive.

[Skills wakes up, takes the wheel and drive about fifty feet before he's pulling over]

Skills:
Hey, Brooke. Yo, B. Davis! It's your turn to drive, baby.

Brooke Davis:
[sleepy] Already?

Skills:
Four hours.

[the girls on the prom are trying to get to know the crashing people from Tree Hill]

Lucas Scott:
So nobody has a fatal heart condition and a father who was purposely set on fire?

[the girls are shaking their heads]

Nathan Scott:
You probably have classmates who are married, right? Wife's pregnant? Got married as juniors?

[the girls are shaking their heads again]

Brooke Davis:
I started the clothing line after Peyton and I shoplifted my designs back and got arrested.

Prom Student:
Arrested? What did your parents say?

Brooke Davis:
Oh, I haven't seen my parents in, like, a year. I live with my friend Rachel. She's so funny. She's had all this plastic surgery, and she just got suspended, and... Now she's kind of missing.

[the girls looks at her in sympathy]

Marvin 'Mouth' McFadden:
You ever had your heart broken?

Prom Student:
Yeah, I think that happens everywhere.

Lucas Scott:
Much as some of us fight it, our parents have a mystical hold over us, the power to affect our thoughts and emotions the way only they can. It's a bond that changes over time, but doesn't diminish, even if they're half a world away, or in another world entirely. It's a power we never fully understand. We're left only to wonder that when our time comes, what kind of hold will we have on our children?

Whitey:
The important thing is not to be bitter over life's disappointments. Learn to let go of the past... and recognize that everyday won't be sunny. And when you find yourself lost in the darkness and despair... remember it's only in the black of night you can see the stars, and those stars will lead you back home. So don't be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble, to fall, cause most of the time the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most. Maybe you'll get everything you wish for... Maybe you'll get more than you ever could have imagined... Who knows where life will take you. The road is long and in the end... the journey is the destination

Coach Whitey Durham:
[on present time-capsule] It's been fifty years, fifty long years since I've done this. Looking back on what I said all those years ago, all the hopes and dreams I had, I've come to the conclusion that if having things turn out the way you wanted them to is a measure of a successful life, then some would say I'm a failure. The important thing is not to be bitter over life's disappointments. Learn to let go of the past. And recognize that every day won't be sunny, and when you find yourself lost in the darkness and despair, remember it's only in the black of night you see the stars. And those stars will lead you back home. So don't be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble and fall, cause most of the time, the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most. Maybe you'll get everything you wish for. Maybe you'll get more than you ever could have imagined. Who knows where life will take you. The road is long and in the end, the journey is the destination.

Dallas:
Great song huh.

Nathan Scott:
Yeah.

Dallas:
You're uh, Haley's husband right?

Nathan Scott:
Yeah.

Dallas:
[shakes Nathan's hands] Dallas, Epic Records. She's talented. I gotta be honest though. It's a shame she's not touring. She must really love you.

Nathan Scott:
Do you ever think we can have a function in this town that doesn't end up in a brawl?

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Why? Getting a little too "Outsiders" for you?

Nathan Scott:
I never saw it.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Well, you would have been one of the bad guys.

Nathan Scott:
Oh sh*t!

Lucas Eugene Scott:
You know... about what I said in the time capsule... with Dan.

Nathan Scott:
Whatever man... We're cool!

Haley James Scott:
Just promise me this time, you'll be here when I get back.

Brooke:
Ahem.

Peyton:
Hey, Brooke.

Brooke:
Don't 'hey, Brooke' me. What is up with you and Hottie McHottie?

Peyton:
Who? McWhat?

Brooke:
Don't even try it. Please, the Fall Out Boy? I can spot him hitting - on - you from a mile away, and you were definitely returning fire.

Peyton:
We talked for like 10 seconds.

Brooke:
So you move fast. You should ask him to check you for lumps.

Peyton:
Okay, not funny.

Brooke:
What? He's a musician. He's got to have good hands.

Haley James:
What'd you say to Hooter girl when she made her topless debut?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I told her she looked beautiful.

Haley James Scott:
What'd you say to Hooter girl when she made her topless debut?

Lucas Eugene Scott:
I told her she looked beautiful.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
Great, it's gone global.

Haley James Scott:
Yeah, at least now the whole world knows all the nice things you said about me to go along all the crappy things Nathan said about me.

Nathan Scott:
[from the time capsule] People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just gonna work out. People are wrong. 50 years from now, I hope you got what you wanted Haley, but getting married to you was the worst mistake of my life. Here's a little advice, never get married. In the end, you're only be miserable.

Brooke Penelope Davis:
Oh my god, I'm internet porn.

Nathan Scott:
Listen, about the time capsule...

Haley James Scott:
Ah, you looked beautiful. Sorry, umm... I guess you should have been there. Okay, listen I just wanted to apologize for avoiding you, avoiding this, I really just don't wanna ruin how we've been lately with these wonderful nights.

Nathan Scott:
I know and look I'm sorry about what I said on the stupid time capsule. You weren't supposed to hear that. I mean, "this" you weren't supposed to hear that now when things are going so good with us, you know?

Nathan Scott:
Haley?

Haley James Scott:
[sitting under the table] Oh hey, under here.

Nathan Scott:
What the hell are you doing?

Haley James Scott:
You know, just hanging out under the vanity. Singing the Finale to Les Miserable. Right before the first time I had to play the tour, I got really nervous, so I ending up hiding under a desk and I just sang that song over and over again . It was kinda the only thing that would calm me down. So, What you dont have any pregame rituals?

Nathan Scott:
No. What are you worried about? I mean, you got the home court advantage. You played infront of this many people before.

Haley James Scott:
I know. I'm not worried about playing in front of hundreds of people, that I can do in my sleep. Im scared of playing in front of one in particular. This is my first time playing out since the tour and its my first time playing since you and I have been us again. And I saw yout time capsule and I just got scared.

Nathan Scott:
Of what?

Haley James Scott:
Loving it again, of you seeing me love it again. I just, I'm afraid your going to think that it somehow means that I love you less.

Nathan Scott:
Don't be afraid to love it, Haley. Alright? [slaps her a$$]

Haley James Scott:
Hey!

Nathan Scott:
Sorry! Pre-game ritual.

Haley James Scott:
Yeah, I'll bet

Brooke:
[When seeing Karen's engagement ring] Get Out!!

Karen Roe:
This is my club?

Lucas Eugene Scott:
[in the time capsule] I need to get closer to my father. Because if I can get closer to him, maybe I can find a way to beat him. Once and for all. And set the people that I love, free. I just hope I have the strength to tear him down for good.

Lucas Eugene Scott:
[in the time capsule, about Haley] Wish I could talk to her about it, I mean, not to change her mind, or to tell her what to do, but just to say I love you. And I miss you. Just to say goodbye.

Jimmy Edwards:
[in the time capsule] So, you wanna know what things were like fifty years ago? Well, the truth is... There's not a single person in this place worth REMEMBERING in fifty years. So don't believe any of the other crap you're hearing. Everyone at Tree Hill is a liar. Like, I'm sure Russ Lahodnie, you know, our All-American wrestler, who everybody thinks is this nice, respectable guy. I bet he forgot to mention the fact that he's the king of slipping girls the date rape-drug. Or Miss Perfect 4.0, Katie Radison? Yeah, three words: GANG, BANG, ABORTION. See, people here are fake, so they stick to their cliques to hide it. I mean, the stoners are medicated, the honor students are afraid, and the jocks, well, they're jocks, man. They'll peak at seventeen, and their cheerleader girlfriends will be FAT and LONELY by twenty-one. LOSERS! EVERYONE here is a loser! And the truth is, every day I have to come back to this school, is one less day I have to come back.

Karen Roe:
Can I be honest Dan? You are creeping everybody out

Brooke:
Tutor girl.

Haley James:
Yeah, it's Haley

Brooke:
Oh right. Nathan's own little care package. What was it..."Believing you will do well is half the battle". Oh c'mon Nathan, you know, tutor girls little love letter that you passed around earlier, the one that said "Call, if you need anything... at all."

Nathan Scott:
Haley, look...

Haley James:
Stay away from me.

Nathan Scott:
Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke.

[about Dan flirting with a young bartender]

Deb Scott:
She's young enough to be your daughter, and in this town, she might just be.

Tim Smith:
So how exactly do you think you're gonna pull this off?

Brooke:
Bartender's love me, watch this. Ahem...

Female Bartender:
Ha... Soda or juice?

Brooke:
Actually I was gonna ask you if you knew how to make a screaming orgasm?

Female Bartender:
For a pretty girl like you?

[grabs a glass and starts mixing the drink]

Female Bartender:
So what is this thing for anyway?

Brooke:
Raven's basketball...

Female Bartender:
And what position do you play?

Brooke:
Cheerleader.

Female Bartender:
Hmm, Cheerleaders and Jock's, there's gonna be a lot of hormones running around tonight.

[hands Brooke the glass]

Female Bartender:
Don't go around advertising.

Brooke:
Secret's safe with me.

[walks away]

Tim Smith:
I'll have what she's having...

Female Bartender:
Soda or Juice?

[Tim leaves and the bartender rolls her eyes]

[Peyton is pulling out when Haley walks out behind her]

Haley James:
Whoa! Walking here...

Peyton:
Sorry...

Haley James:
Like you weren't aiming!

Peyton:
You're not on that list. So do you need a ride?

Haley James:
Umm...

Peyton:
...C'mon, get in.

Haley James:
Well I guess it's better to be in your car than under it...

Peyton:
Look... I'm not to good at this.

Haley James:
Obviously, you're gonna want to put it in gear and give it a little gas...

Peyton:
No. Last week in Brooke's car you said he cares about you and I never thought to ask if you meant Nathan or Lucas...

Haley James:
And now you're asking?

Peyton:
In kind of a pathetic way, yeah.

Haley James:
I guess... I meant both of them.

Peyton:
[small pause] Look, it's not like you need my permission or anything, but if you like Nathan, it's totally cool if you go out with him just be...

Peyton/Haley:
...really careful!

Haley James:
Yes, I know! You be careful too...

Peyton:
With which one...?

Haley James:
DRIVING! My mother likes it when I get home alive, let's go!

Haley James:
You're not gonna like this. In fact, you're gonna hate this. But I feel that I should tell you in the interest of full friendship disclosure.

Lucas Scott:
[chuckles] Yeah, right. What could be worse than you tutoring Nathan, huh?

[Haley looks guiltily at him and sighs. Lucas stops smiling]

Lucas Scott:
You like him...

Lucas Scott:
[enthusiastically] Hey, guys, maybe we should have, like, a signal. You know, in case any of us wants to leave.

Keith Scott:
[rather unenthusiastically] Or maybe we should just leave.

Lucas Scott:
Oh, come on, that's no fun. How about "CAAAW"?

Karen Roe:
"Caw"?

Lucas Scott:
Yeah, you know, like a raven. CAAAW!

Karen Roe:
CAAAW!

Karen Roe:
"Caw"?

Haley James:
Well, at least things are, uh, working out for one of us. It looks like you and Peyton are heading in the right direction.

Lucas Scott:
Well, if it'll make you feel better, that lasted all of about five minutes.

Haley James:
[laughs and leans her forehead against Lucas'] It doesn't make me feel any better. [as she pulls back] Well, welcome back!

Lucas Scott:
To where?

Haley James:
To normal.

Dan Scott:
How much are you lifting?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
160

Dan Scott:
Wow, I didn't know I had a daughter.

Nathan Scott:
[Nathan wakes up from his dream where Peyton and Brooke both like him] Haha I know you both want me.

Peyton Sawyer, Brooke:
Yea, in your dreams!

Nathan Scott:
Douglas Adams once wrote: "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

Coach Whitey Durham:
I thought fire was supposed to be Satan's friend.

Whitey:
I thought fire was supposed to be Satan's friend.

Haley James Scott:
Nathan, this is really weird. I can just call Peyton or Lucas or something.

Nathan Scott:
Look Haley, it's late. Besides, what's the difference? You turn the lights out it's all the same darkness right?

Haley James Scott:
Nathan... You know when you took those drugs before the game, when you collapsed? You made a mistake, but I know you promised yourself that if you could have a second chance you would do things differently... I know that I hurt you. But I promised myself that if I could get you to listen then, um, I would tell you that there was never a day on that tour when I didn't think you were the best part of my life.

Nathan Scott:
You can't just say that Haley. Not after months of silence.

Haley James Scott:
Why? It's the truth.

Nathan Scott:
Really? What about the day you signed the anulment papers?

Haley James Scott:
The papers that you initiated?

Nathan Scott:
Yeah, after I drove a thousand miles to see you and you didn't even call me after I left. Must have been a hell of an encore.

Haley James Scott:
Nathan, you just walked away!

Nathan Scott:
Well it beats running away.

Haley James Scott:
I did call.

Nathan Scott:
You called our answering machine Haley!

Nathan Scott:
Because I knew that you were going to hang up on me anyway so I had to leave a message.

Nathan Scott:
Well I didn't even play it. I deleted you.

Haley James Scott:
Well... Then you deleted this: Um... I was being childish when I walked away from you for the tour. You gave me an ultimatum the night that I left and, uh, I fought back for all the wrong reasons. I was being stubborn... and I can't take that back, I wish that I could. Did I want to go? Yeah. I loved it, I loved every night of it. But I want you to know something Nathan. There was never a night where I loved it more than I loved you.

Peyton:
[narrating] At this moment, there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes, all you need is one.

Coach Whitey Durham:
[Breaking up a fight between Bevin and Ashley] Alright Paris and Nicole, that's quite enough. If I wanted to watch cheerleaders wrestle I'd turn on pay-per-view.

Brooke:
Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?

Bevin Mirskey:
You said we could trade.

Brooke:
Why is she wearing my necklace?

Bevin Mirskey:
Because that was part of the trade.

Brooke:
Okay, why would you trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?

Bevin Mirskey:
Duh! Brooke, five is more than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.

Brooke:
Right...

Brooke Davis:
[to Peyton] I can't wait to see Victoria's face when she sees it... speak of the Devil, she is on the other line... of course.

Peyton Sawyer:
Well, good thing you're already in Hell.

Dan Scott:
[about prison] Counting the days is kind of a popular hobby around here. That and ceramics.

Dan Scott:
Don't you see, Nathan? The strength you need to let go of it, to leave your old man behind - that's what I taught you.

Nathan Scott:
Well, lesson learnt.

Tim Smith:
Hey, Nathan, what do you think? Thai? Mexican? Chinese is always good...

Haley James:
Tim, you just ate. How is it possible that you're still hungry?

Tim Smith:
I'm not ordering food, i'm ordering strippers.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[after 'Dim' Tim opens the door to him and looks disappointed] What's wrong with Dim?

Nathan Scott:
Don't take it personally, he thought you were the stripper.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
We prefer to be called exotic dancers.

Tim Smith:
[to Nathan] Are you sure you know this guy?

Nathan Scott:
He works with me at Hot & Twisted [pretzel stand at the mall]

Nathan's colleague:
Great, even the losers don't know me.

Tim Smith:
Just read the damn quiz.

Nathan's colleague:
[sigh] When your boyfriend kisses you, he a:...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What the hell are you reading?

Tim Smith:
Cosmo Girl, go on...

Nathan's colleague:
When your boyfriend kisses you, he a: looks deeply into your eyes, b: closes his eyes, c: cradles your head softly, d: unhooks your bra.

Tim Smith:
It's D, it's definitley D. You go for the bra.

Nathan Scott:
Now, Tim, you realise you're supposed to be answering as a girl?

Tim Smith:
I know, and i'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go under my shirt!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
And hopefully someday you'll find him.

Tim Smith:
Dude, smell me.

Nathan Scott:
Dude, kiss my ass.

Tim Smith:
No, seriously. I wanna smell nice for the... talent that's coming over.

Nathan Scott:
Tim, just say the stripper.

Tim Smith:
Fine, the stripper. Alright... Which one makes me smell available? I've got "Flesh" on this side and this "Frink" stuff on this side.

Nathan Scott:
That's not mine.

Tim Smith:
Well, it was in your bathroom.

Haley James:
[walks in] Oh, Tim, what are you doing with my perfume? [takes it]

Tim Smith:
She's here! Stripper time!

[Runs to open the door. Lucas stands behind it]

Tim Smith:
Oh, it's just you.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Not the thrill it used to be, huh?

Skills:
I still can't believe you pulled off this keg, dawg.

'Mouth' McFadden:
Well, you can thank Brooke and the fake ID she made.

Fergie Thompson:
Tell the truth, you get with that or what?

'Mouth' McFadden:
A gentleman never tells.

Skills:
Man, that's just "Mouth" for NO!

Tim Smith:
Oh, sweet, they're in costume. Did my brother deliver or what?

Officer Bernstein:
We witnessed a keg being brought up to his apartment? Are you boys of age?

Officer Grasso:
Let's see some ID.

Tim Smith:
Let's see some hot girl!

[Tim smacks the officer's ass. They grab his arms and push him up against a window]

Tim Smith:
Damn these strippers are strong! I can feel your breasts against my back!

Officer Bernstein:
Better yet! Forget the keg. Arrest the perv.

Tim Smith:
Ow! You're hurting me! Does that cost extra?

Tim Smith:
I can see your thong strap, foxy brown!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Regret comes in all shapes and sizes. Some are small , like when we do a bad thing, for a good reason. Some are bigger, like when we let down a friend. Some of us escape the pangs of regret by making the right choice. Some of us have little time for regret, because we're looking forward to the future. Sometimes we have to fight to come to terms with the past. And sometimes we bury our regret, by promising to change our ways. But our biggest regrets are not for the things we did... but the things we didn't do. The things we didn't say that could save someone we care about. Especially when we can see the dark storm that's headed their way.

Brooke Davis:
[approaching Peyton] Hey, I brought you something. Thought you could use it.

Peyton Sawyer:
[opening the empty box] Am I missing something?

Brooke Davis:
It's a to-go box. You know, since you're screwing my leftovers.

Peyton Sawyer:
Really, Brooke? You seriously went through the trouble of bringing me an actual to-go box? [pauses] At least you're a dedicated b*tch.

Brooke Davis:
Says the dedicated slut.

Haley James Scott:
In case you were wondering, the nurse's office is still the best place to treat a venereal disease.

Rachel Gatina:
It's good to know. Umm, actually, I was looking for you, I need you to tutor me.

Haley James Scott:
Hah... hah... oh, God, she's serious.

Rachel Gatina:
I'm failing Calculus and if I don't pass I won't graduate with my friends.

Haley James Scott:
Remind me who your friends are, again?

Rachel Gatina:
Look, Haley, I know we've had our differences...

Haley James Scott:
You think?

Rachel Gatina:
I've seen what you can do with those brain-dead losers at school and I'm actually smart, I've just skipped too many classes and I can't catch up on my own.

Haley James Scott:
Well, if you're really committed to this I will be happy to recommend another tutor to you, but I can't help you personally. It's not possible.

Rachel Gatina:
Well, I figured you'll be all booked up.

Haley James Scott:
No, no, I've plenty of time. Hah. I just can't stand you.

James Lucas Scott:
And they thought the *last* nanny was crazy.

Lucas Scott:
We just spent the last couple of days together happier than either one of us can remember and I know I have been all over the place but my best friend told me to pick a team. You were right.

Haley James Scott:
You happy?

Lucas Scott:
We both are.

Haley James Scott:
That's all the counts. Besides the only people that tear happy people down are those that are unhappy.

Nathan Scott:
I scored 35 points that night and each basket was like my own personal version of a Haley James pick-up line.

Haley James Scott:
It worked.

Nathan Scott:
I played that game for you, Haley and you know what? I'd give it up for you too. Because as much as I love playing the game and the person that I am when I play it, I love being a husband and a father more.

Dan Scott:
You plan sucks.

Brooke Davis:
Congratulations!

Peyton Sawyer:
It's kinda sudden right?

Brooke Davis:
Are you kidding? The rest of the world's been waiting on you two idiots since high school.

Haley James Scott:
Hey 23, call me.

Quentin Fields:
Damn, I gotta change my jersey number.

Jake:
Once upon a time there was a Princess who lived in a kingdom far, far away; and in that kingdom there also lived a boy and the Princess loved that boy and, so the two decided to marry.

Jake:
Now in this kingdom all was not well...

Jake:
So the princess and the boy were set to be wed and because she was a Princess, a call went out for a beautiful dress.

Jake:
Now as the wedding day approached, the Princess worried about the evil King. Because, although he had not always been this way his heart had grown dark and his kingdom had grown to fear and despise him.

Jake:
In the days before the wedding the king surprised the Princess and gave his blessing to the marriage. But, the Princess was still torn for even though she had found her true love it meant she would have to faithful handmaiden behind forever.

Jake:
On the eve of the Princess's wedding a lavish feast was arranged. Friends and royalty were summoned from lands far away to join the happy couple for a night of laughter and magic.

Jake:
As the night wore on a calm fell upon the land and all was right in the land, if only for a moment.

Jake:
But the people had their struggles as all people do and they had grown to fear and despise the King, whose heart had grown dark.

Jake:
But in the end the love between the Princess and the boy was undeniable and true. And, over time that love would see them through anything. Magical things happened to them, things they couldn't explain, much like love its self. And, like most fairy tales the Princess and the boy lived happily ever after... at least I hope they do.

Bevin Mirskey:
What do you plan to be in 10 years?

Rachel Gatina:
In ten years... I plan to be 28.

Bevin Mirskey:
I know people think I'm stupid, but I'm not dumb. I just let you and the other girls have your way because that's how you need it to be. But I think Carl's right, pretty soon we're all going to graduate and I can start over. But it'll be harder for the people who need this place to make themselves feel special. People who use high school to build themselves up and then find out that the real world doesn't care so much about who you were in high school. People like you.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
No foul, basket counts, besides you won't score again.

Nathan Scott:
What do I want? What do you want, man? I mean, other than my girlfriend and my spot in the lineup, huh? None of us want you on the team, man. I don't want you. The guys don't want you. My girlfriend sure as hell doesn't want you. - but here's the deal. You and me, one on one. You can name the time and place. If you win, I'll quit the team. If I win, you crawl back in your little hole and you remember your place in all this. Time and place, baby. Time and place.

Keith Scott:
I'll tell you why. When I was a kid, my father took me to Raleigh to see David Thompson play. I was 9 years old. I couldn't have cared less about basketball. But when Thompson stepped on the court, he was so young, so quick, and just so graceful that I was mesmerized. I couldn't take my eyes off him until late in the game, and I look up at my dad, and he's got tears in his eyes. 14,000 strangers and my father's crying because he's so beautiful. He played with such poetry that he made us feel like we were a part of it. You have a gift, Luke, and it's a crime not to let people see it, to hide it in the park. It's a damn shame. That's why.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Anyway... Guys kept teasing me about it, about how Nathan's dad was my dad, too. So I asked my mom, and she said he wasn't. But I get home, and I hear her crying in her room. I knew it was true. So I never went back. I told my mom it was because I didn't want to have to see his face. But, it was mostly because I didn't want her to have to.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[Peyton's car has broken down, Lucas comes to tow it] Can I ask you a question?

Peyton:
It's a free country.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Why are you a cheerleader? I mean, no offense or anything, but you're about the least cheery person I know. [Gets in wrecker, Peyton is waiting for Nathan to show up] Come on, let me give you a ride. I'll let you insult me.

Peyton:
First of all, you don't know me. Second of all, you don't know me. God, why are guys suck jerks?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Guys or Nathan?

Peyton:
Him. You.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I don't know. We share the same father.

Peyton:
Yeah, I heard that. He's kind of an ass. That must suck, having to see him around.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
For my mom. I never knew him.

Peyton:
But she told you he was your dad?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Yeah, eventually. We used to play in junior leagues together, me and Nathan.

Peyton:
Basketball?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Yeah. And I loved it, and I was good at it. Have you ever had something that you knew that you were better at than almost anybody else?

Peyton:
Sex. [Lucas gives her a look] Joke.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Anyway. Guys kept teasing me about it, about how Nathan's dad was my dad too. So I asked my mom, and she said he wasn't, but, I get home, and I hear her crying in her room. And I knew it was true. So I never went back. And I told my mom it was because I didn't want to have to see his face. But it was mostly because... I don't want her to have to.

Peyton:
So why'd you just tell me all that? I mean, we don't even know each other.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Maybe that's the point.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You ever have something that you knew that you were better at than... almost anybody else?

Peyton:
Sex... Joke.

Haley James:
But you and your mom worry too damn much.

Haley James:
[Small flock of birds just flew at her] Damn! What is up? I was attacked by a flock of crows last week! I'm totally serious!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
By the way, it's a murder.

Haley James:
What?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
More than one crow is a murder.

Haley James:
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
A parliament of owls, an exaltation of larks... a murder of crows.

Haley James:
I think that is why people think you're weird, right there.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I would like to show him sometimes, what a mistake he's made.

Haley James:
Dan?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Mostly for Mom... and sometimes for me.

Haley James:
So Luke, what are ravens? I mean, you know, more than one?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
An unkindness.

Karen Roe:
Then you said something I'll never forget. You said you felt bad for the kids who never figured it out, because when they grew up and had kids of their own, there wouldn't be any gifts on Christmas morning. You're a good kid, Luke. But sometimes I feel like you're sitting out your life on account of me, and I don't want that for you. My past is not your future, okay?

Dan Scott:
Yeah. And this bet tonight is that a joke, too? Or would you really quit the team? 'Cause let's be honest you have everything to lose here and nothing to gain.

Nathan:
Sometimes what you call "everything," I call "nothing."

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Did you change your hair?

Karen Roe:
If by "change" you mean "dragged a brush through it", then yeah.

Dan Scott:
Nathan. Remember, 20 shots - no less.

Nathan Scott:
Got it, Dad.

Coach Whitey Durham:
Quit yakking and warm up.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Why are you a cheerleader? I mean, no offense or anything, but you're about the least cheery person I know. [gets into truck and comes out few minutes later after it seems like Nathan isn't coming to pick Peyton up] Come on. Let me give you a ride. I'll let you insult me.

Peyton:
First of all, you don't know me. And second of all, you don't know me.

Peyton:
So, what did you bet?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I win, Nathan stays on the team.

Peyton:
Why?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Because it's the last thing he wants. And anyway, it's not about him.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[voiceover] There is a tide in the affairs of men, which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune but omitted, and the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat and we must take the current when it serves or lose the ventures before us. -Julius Caeser

Dan Scott:
[notices Nathans nipple piercing] If I wanted a daughter I'd adopt one.

Nathan Scott:
What so you could abandon her too.

Coach Whitey Durham:
Scott.

Nathan:
Sup coach?

Coach Whitey Durham:
Not you. [looks at Lucas] You. [looks at Nathan] You go read a book or something.

Haley James:
"Good" is relative, considering a third of the world is starving, which does not change the fact that I am clumsy as hell. Did I tell you that i fell down today? Yeah, slipped off the curb, face down, butt in the air. Too graphic? Sorry. I'll just be quiet.

Karen Roe:
So, I got something for you, Lucas.

Haley James:
Actually, I found it. Not that I was looking for something specifically, which implies some hideous sort of "Joey loves Dawson" scenario and completely creep me out, but, you know, we saw it, and... Well, give him the book!

[Lucas open up the gift]

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Wow. "Julius Caesar."

Karen Roe:
"There's a tide in the affairs of men", or something like that.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Nice. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.

Haley James:
Whatever. That's what you're into.

Coach Whitey Durham:
Nice, isn't it? A lot of people like their gyms loud. I like mine like this: quiet, clean... kind of like a church. A lot of praying done here, anyway. You played ball in grade school. Why'd you quit?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I didn't.

Coach Whitey Durham:
[chuckling] What, four guys in a park? That's not exactly basketball.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Then what do you think we're doin' out there?

Coach Whitey Durham:
I don't know. Planning a bank job? Look, I've got an opening in my lineup. Varsity. Chance of a lifetime. What do you say?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I say those people that pray here waste their time. God doesn't watch sports.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[to Peyton] I'll be seeing you.

Mouth:
The basket counts, and it's 14-12, game point for Nathan. He could win it all, right here. [Nathan comes forward and passes Lucas] Nathan for the win. [Nathan is about to set the ball in the basket, but Lucas blocks him in the last moment] Holy crap, did you see that? Someday, men will write stories about that block. Children will be named after it. Argentinean women will weep for it.

Rachel Gatina:
[to Brooke, about Peyton] Didn't you F her BF when you two were BFFs?

Brooke:
If that's not the skank calling the whore a slut.

Rachel Gatina:
[regarding clean teens breaking people's hearts] They should have a new slogan "We break hearts, not hymens"

Brooke:
I have a lot of skeletons in my closet and apparently half of them are naked.

Rachel Gatina:
Well, it could've been worse, you could have got your ass kicked by a pregnant girl half your size.

Brooke:
The day's still young.

Lucas Scott:
How are you holding up?

Brooke:
I never meant for it to happen Luke, I was just really drunk and Peyton broke up with Nathan and did I mention I was really, really drunk?

Brooke:
Why do you even care anymore?

Peyton:
Why do I care? Brooke this has been one of the worse years of my life. And I needed my best friend more than ever. And you cut me out cause I was honest with you, and you were never honest with me.

Nathan Scott:
I am Nathan Scott and I have too much to loose.

Haley James:
Do you understand the rest of your life is being shaped right now? It's up to you, you can walk out that door and fail this class and take your chances, or you could sit down, listen, and learn from somebody that's been there. Choice is yours. The rest of your life is a long time and whether you know it or not, it's being shaped right now. You can choose to blame your circumstances on fate, or bad luck, or bad choices, or you can fight back. Things aren't always gonna be fair in the real world, that's just the way it is. But for the most part you get what you give. Let me ask you all a question; what's worse, not getting everything you wished for or getting it all and finding out it's not enough. The rest of your life is being shaped right now with the dreams you chase, the choices you make, and the person you decide to be. The rest of your life is a long time and the rest of your life starts right now.

Brooke Davis:
And Mouth who was that?

Haley James:
Oh, that's Carrie. She's our new nanny.

Brooke Davis:
I'm sorry, have you lost your mind? She cannot be your new nanny.

Haley James:
Why?

Peyton Sawyer:
Um, well, for starters, have looked at her, she is way too hot.

'Mouth' McFadden:
OK, you two need to stop. Why does everything have to be about looks? You know, maybe she's a great nanny. Or a great field reporter. Shouldn't that be the point and not her looks? [pauses] Besides, if Haley doesn't hire her I won't get to see her in a bikini.

Haley James:
Nice...

'Mouth' McFadden:
Damn, she was hot.

Peyton Sawyer:
Do you remember when you first joined the Ravens? And you took al my sketches over to Thud without asking? And... do you remember what you said that night that you entered the gym for the first time?

Lucas Scott:
Your art matters. It's what got me here.

Peyton Sawyer:
Yeah... it's like you touched my soul. And... a few days ago I was ready to quit again... but you saved me, with the words you wrote about me in your novel. So, if you're struggling to write the next one... you should know... that your art matters, Lucas. It's what got me here.

Brooke Davis:
It's my life, I'm taking a stand.

James Lucas Scott:
[About the Soapbox Derby] Will Uncle Mouth be helping me?

Skills:
No, Uncle Mouth got a J.O.B.

James Lucas Scott:
That spells Job.

Skills:
Man it was aot easier when you were three.

[Nathan and Haley's Bedroom]

Nathan Scott:
[walks inside] Did the closet explode?

Haley James Scott:
[tries to zipper up the dress] Oh... How do I look in this?

Nathan Scott:
Is there a... right answer to that question?

Haley James Scott:
[gets frustrated, flings a dress to the ground] WELL NONE OF MY DRESSES FIT ME ANYMORE!

Nathan Scott:
Haley, you're... you're pregnant! They're not supposed to fit you!

Peyton Sawyer:
So, what do you guys need this music for, anyway?

Antwon 'Skills' Taylor:
Well, me and Nathan... let's just say we entered a dance contest.

Peyton Sawyer:
Wait, Nathan Scott? [pauses] No way, what are you telling me?

Antwon 'Skills' Taylor:
Let's just say you gotta show some skin to win.

Peyton Sawyer:
You guys are stripping! Shut up! Please, can I tell Lucas?

Antwon 'Skills' Taylor:
Better than that, won't you tell some girls 'cause the way he move we gonna need all the home cookin' we can get.

Karen Roe:
[to Lucas] Hey! I almost didn't recognize you without Peyton attached to your hip.

Rachel Gatina:
You screwed me over for a guy who won't screw you.

Brooke Davis:
Oh, please, like I couldn't get Chase after a little... [smiles] chase.

Rachel Gatina:
I think you're forgetting something. See, Chase is into smart-born-again-virgin Brooke, not stupid-slutty-I-cheated-on-the-Calculus-test Brooke.

Deb Scott:
[after Dan pours water on her] I thought vampires had to be invited in.

Dan Scott:
And I thought water melted witches, yet here we are.

Chase Adams:
I had one serious girlfriend but... didn't end well.

Brooke Davis:
Did you break up because she wanted to have sex?

Chase Adams:
Yeah... with my best friend.

Haley James Scott:
Oh, no, no, no, I really don't feel like going out.

Peyton Sawyer:
Haley, where is your sense of adventure?

Haley James Scott:
Probably got knocked out of me when I got hit by a car...

Brooke Davis:
[sliding to the back seat] Well, this is one of the notorious make out spots in town.

Chase Adams:
It also has one of the nicest views in town.

Brooke Davis:
There's a view? [looks ahead] Who knew!

Peyton Sawyer:
So, this is Lucas. The boy I have been telling you about. Look what he's done, he got me smiling. Can you believe it?

Lucas Scott:
Hey Mrs. Sawyer. I just want you to know that Peyton is the best thing I have in my life. I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for her.

Peyton Sawyer:
Like wise.

Lucas Scott:
[voiceover] Sometimes pain becomes such a huge part of your life that you expect it to always be there, because you can't remember a time in your life when it wasn't. But then one day you feel something else. Something that feels wrong because it's so unfamiliar, and in that moment you realize you're happy.

Dan Scott:
Looks like you finally grew a pair!

Keith Scott:
I always had a pair Danny. Just ask your wife.

Haley James:
Brooke I know about birth control, okay? My mom sat me down a long time ago and asked me if I was more afraid of getting Herpes or pregnant.

Brooke:
And what did you say?

Haley James:
I said "I haven't even kissed a boy, I'm only seven"

Brooke:
Your mom was progressive!

Haley James:
I don't wanna lie to my husband.

Brooke:
I guess thats in the vows, huh? I wonder if you knew that when you signed up at the ripe old age of, like, 12.

Lucas Scott:
H. L. Mencken once wrote:"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."

Brooke:
If that isn't the skank calling the whore slut!

Peyton:
I'll be seeing you. [walks away]

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
[has a flashback] Peyton. [walks over to Peyton] It's you.

Peyton:
What?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
It's you I want standing next to me when all my dreams come true. [kisses Peyton]

Radio Announcer:
Time is running out, now. And I tell you, you've gotta feel for Nathan Scott. I mean, sure, he has made some mistakes, but you get the sense that if this is how it ends he's never going to forgive himself. And Lucas Scott is being swarmed! I wouldn't doubt it if they didn't carry the kid out of here tonight and never bring him back. I have never seen some of these kids so happy. And can you blame them? They've been waiting a long time for this moment. And there at the center of it all is Whitey Durham; standing alone, taking it all in. Ladies and gentlemen, the Tree Hill Ravens are champions at last, and there's not a dry eye in the house.

Peyton:
[Lucas and Haley on the counter talking, Peyton approaches them] How are you feeling Haley?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right?

Peyton:
Oh God. [Peyton leaves embarrassed]

Haley James Scott:
What? Since when?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Since now, I hope!

Brooke:
I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus and thanks to Haley, we're gonna miss the game because you had to stop and pee every other mile. This sucks.

Haley James:
Brooke, I'm pregnant and I'm not feeling very well.

Brooke:
I don't mean it sucks because we're gonna be late, honey. I mean it sucks because Peyton's here.

Rachel Gatina:
You guys seriously need to work things out. I mean when I was in fat girl therapy... maybe role play. When everyone speaks as someone else, it might help - or it could just make things really horrible - that could be fun too.

Haley James:
Okay, I'll go first. [mimicking Rachel's voice] My name's Rachel, and I'm a dumb ass who's failing Calculus and I really like to hit on married guys.

Rachel Gatina:
See, fun. Kind of like when I slept with Nathan... damn that was good.

Brooke:
Okay, Peyton here... I like to steal boys, but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel.

Peyton:
Speaking of stealing... Hiii! I'm Brooke and I stole my friend Peyton's artwork so I could put it on my clothing line and I never even said 'thank you.'

Brooke:
Okay, Peyton here again... have I mentioned that if you love me you're probably going to die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley James:
Brooke...

Bevin Mirskey:
My name's Rachel and I have red hair.

Nikki:
Well, if it isn't the other woman [Peyton] and my favourite travel agent [Brooke] . Any other places you'd like to recommend?

Brooke:
Yeah, far away from me - unless you'd like your next period to come out of your nose.

Haley:
[Haley and Nathan attempting to recording voices to the voicemail] Lets just do one message together.

Nathan:
But isn't that what really cheesy couples do? [lying on his stomach looking at haley with the answering machine in front of him]

Haley:
But we are a really cheesy couple, mister [she says witha a smile]

Nathan:
You got a point [says with a smile , looking back at answering machine]

Haley:
[starting voicemail mesage] You have just reached Haley

Nathan:
[interrupting haley from message and says into answering machine]... and Nathan... I live here too

Haley:
Ya, Nathan lives here too... [fake gasp] because we're married...

Nathan:
And we're not here because we're... [trailing off because he doesn't no what to say]

Haley:
[fills in for nathan]... having sex... ya... [Nathn crawls on top of her and kisses her neck while Haley says]... we're having hot sex... [Haley giggles and remembers that they are still recording while nathan is kissing her] We're still on [she says to nathan]

Nathan:
O ya [turning to the answering machine] leave a mesage and we'll get back to you when we're done. [turns back to haley and continues kissing her]

Nathan:
[they kiss and roll off the bed and giggle]

Lucas Scott:
Charles Bukowsky once wrote: ''There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or which finds us first. We are always ripe and ready to be taken''.

Keith Scott:
[as a ghost] Seeing your mom still takes my breath away.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Even though technically you don't have any breath. I do. I just saw myself in the room. Guess I'm still breathing for now.

Keith Scott:
She feels guilty for letting you play.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
It's my fault. I didn't take my pills.

Keith Scott:
Yeah, you know what? That was a very stupid thing to do, Luke.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I was trying to win a state championship. And anyway, is a spirit allowed to call people stupid?

Keith Scott:
I'm dead. I can say whatever the hell I want.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Yeah, well it isn't very nice!

Keith Scott:
Not taking your pills wasn't either.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Yes! I know that, but you don't have to call me stupid. So what if I don't wake up?

Keith Scott:
I don't know, you tell me.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You don't know. You know for a SPIRIT, you SUCK at this.

Keith Scott:
What do you want me to say?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I... I want to know if there's a heaven. I want to know about eternal like and all that stuff. I want to know if we're ever going to see each other again.

Keith Scott:
We're seeing each other now right.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Ah, man, you REALLY suck at this, Keith.

Keith Scott:
Alright, get out.

Jake Jagielski:
Bow Chicka Wow Wow... So uh, did you ladies order room service?

Claire Young:
Oh and remember, girls. Jazz fingers!

Haley James:
I'd like to give her a jazz finger.

Brooke Davis:
Lucky thing you finding Lucas like that. If you didn't come along, who knows what might have happened.

Peyton Sawyer:
Everything turned out okay.

Brooke Davis:
No, not really. I don't know what hurts worse, you and Lucas sneaking around behind my back or you lying about it to my face.

Peyton Sawyer:
Brooke...

Brooke Davis:
No. The next time you want to steal my boyfriend, you might want to turn that thing off. [Looks to the web cam] I went into his room to check on him and his computer was on. I know you two were together. He meant everything to me, Peyton. And I was ready to try and be his friend if that's what he needed. And now I don't really care if I see either one of you again. She walks out. [Peyton looks at the web cam. Lucas is watching her on his screen]

Haley James:
[graduation speech] There is a tide in the affairs of men, which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. I think that what that quote means is that life is short and opportunities are rare and we have to be vigilant in protecting them and not only the opportunities to succeed but the opportunities to laugh and see the enchantment in the world and to live. Because life doesn't owe us anything. As a matter of fact, I think that we owe something to the world.

Brooke:
[to Principal Turner] When I was a freshman, I wasn't a very good person. I mean sure I was popular and dating seniors but as a person I was pretty lost. And over the last four years I've been forced to grow up. I stopped letting boys define me and I started believing in myself and in my potential and I ran for student council president and I designed a clothing line and somewhere along the way the lost, little, party girl became the girl on the wall of honor. And I know what I did was wrong, I know, but the girl I was when I came to this school? I'm not sure she would have. And isn't that the point of high school? Isn't that what you guys have been trying to teach us for the last four years?

'Mouth' McFadden:
Your parents don't know Bevin's white?

Skills:
Never came up.

'Mouth' McFadden:
And her parents don't know you're black?

Skills:
Look, they serving quiche, dawg.

'Mouth' McFadden:
Can I go to this thing? 'Cause it sounds like it's gonna be an awesome disaster.

Skills:
Great, laugh it up.

'Mouth' McFadden:
I'm just playing around. It's probably not even a big deal. I mean, I were her parents, I'd be more worried about you being you than you being black.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I should go.

Haley James:
Lucas, wait.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
No, I should go. I thought you weren't ready. I didn't mean to - it's just - I thought you were going to wait until you got married, Haley.

Haley James:
What?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I thought you were going to wait.

Haley James:
We did.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What?

Haley James:
We, um...

[hold up her left hand]

Haley James:
- we got married last night.

Nathan Scott:
[Nathan walks in the apartment and sees haley crying] Haley, whats wrong?

Haley James:
Um... I was just alphabetising our CD's [Takes CD's off the table] and um... we don't have any doubles. Not one.

Nathan Scott:
[He sees that she had taken off her wedding ring and put it onto a CD case] So what?

Haley James:
So, 'Natalie Merchant' after 'NOZ' and 'Wilco' before the 'Wu-Tang Clan'?

Nathan Scott:
So you listen to crummy music. I can live with that.

Haley James:
[sadly] We made a mistake Nathan.

Nathan Scott:
Haley...

Haley James:
No. I'm-I'm not ready for this. I just, I just really wanna go home to my room [Starts dumping CD's in boxes] You know, I'm not a wife; I'm not even a senior!

Nathan Scott:
Haley. Haley, listen this is not a mistake.

Haley James:
[crying] How can you be sure because there is nobody that thinks this thing can work.

Nathan Scott:
I do. [He picks up her wedding ring] I promise you Haley. I will always be there for you, I will always protect you. OK? [Haley nods slightly] I will always protect you. Always. [He puts the ring back onto her finger]

Nathan Scott:
Someday, this beach might wash away... the oceans may dry, the sun could dim, but on that day I'll still be loving you. Always and forever. I promise you, Haley.

Haley James:
I, Haley, take you Nathan, to have and to hold from this day forward. In sickness and in health. For richer or poorer. For better or worse. I promise that I will love and cherish you, and will deny all things that come between us. I make this promise for eternity. A promise that I will keep forever. Until the end of time. 'Til death do us part.

Jim James:
You can drive at 16, go to war at 18, you can drink at 21, and retire at 65. So how old do you have to be before your love is real?

Haley James:
Lucas,Luke I'm scared, Luke this is so not cool come out here right now, LUCAS SCOTT.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Boogie Man

[Haley punches Lucas in the stomach]

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
.Damn it Haley, jees your gonna kill me . You know Hoodinie died like that.

Haley James:
Ya well you deserve it dumbass! I told you i didnt want to take this shortcut.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What are you whispering for

Haley James:
Because...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Haley, these people, there dead

Haley James:
Yes but if you keep yelling the freakin zombie's are gonna hear us

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Haley !

Haley James:
What?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
i gotta tell you somthing !

Haley James:
Ok what is her name and what is it that you did that you regret

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I'm going to Charleston with keith

Haley James:
What are you talking about?

Karen Roe:
So what does this dress say to you? Single and successful or married to her work?

Lucas Scott:
Is this for that Justice League thing?

Karen Roe:
Small Business League, and I want to look nice.

Lucas Scott:
Is Keith still going as your date?

Karen Roe:
It's not a date. So which dress?

Lucas Scott:
Umm... black I guess.

Karen Roe:
Then black it is. Keith didn't say anything to you did he?

Lucas Scott:
Oohh about the date that you two aren't going on? No...

Karen Roe:
Haha... good luck on your game tonight...

Lucas Scott:
Yeah you too Ma.

Nathan Scott:
I gotta tell you, man. I never thought when we played that one-on-one game i'd be back here feeling like this.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
like what?

Nathan Scott:
Like I'm gonna miss you. You gotta do what you feel but I actually wish you weren't gonna leave. Because you're one hell of a basketball player. And because you're my brother. Take care of yourself man.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You take care of haley. [they hug]

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I'll miss you too little brother.

Karen Roe:
There is only one Tree Hill.

Nathan Scott:
No regrets.

Lucas Scott:
Tennessee Williams once wrote: "When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexclusively selfish to be lonely alone".

Brooke:
Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you! If you stay in there any longer, you're going to use up all the hot water if you haven't already!

[she sticks her hand into the shower]

Brooke:
Oh, my God! That's cold water. You're taking a cold shower! Ew. Well, the next time you have a wet dream, tell Peyton I say hi!

Brooke:
LUCAS! Do not make me join you!

Lucas Scott:
Uh, a little privacy here.

Brooke:
No, you've been in the shower forever! By the time I even get in the water it's gonna be... [Checks water] cold! Are you taking a cold shower?

Lucas Scott:
No, the hot water...

Brooke:
Gross! You are! You know what? When you have you're next wet dream, tell Peyton I said 'Hi'. Eww!

Brooke Davis:
Lucas! Do not make me come in there with you!

Lucas Scott:
Uhh. I little privacy here.

Brooke Davis:
No. You have been in there forever. By the time I get in there the waters gunna be...

Brooke Davis:
[sticks hand in the shower]

Brooke Davis:
Cold! Are you taking a cold shower?

Lucas Scott:
No, the hot water...

Brooke Davis:
Gross you are. You know what next wet dream, tell Peyton I say 'Hi!' Ew!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Tennessee Williams once wrote: ''We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the upstairs window to look out of while the fire burns the house down with us trapped, locked in it''.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Porn freak!

Nathan Scott:
[laughs] Shut up.

Coach Whitey Durham:
[Whitey and Dan walk past and see Lucas and Nathan lifting weights together and laughing] Most fathers would be touched by this moment but I'm guessing it's your worst nightmare.

Dan Scott:
[Dan is coaching basketball practice and making the guys run heaps and Lucas throws up, then he looks at Nathan] Clean that up.

Haley James:
We are doing equations on the train.

Nathan Scott:
Well it's not exactly Risky Business but there's always the ride back.

Family Therapist:
Tell me about basketball, Dan.

Dan Scott:
Uh. You put a ball through a hoop.

Lucas Scott:
So what number are you up to, huh? Three?

Brooke:
Four! Mop the kitchen floor.

Lucas Scott:
And you're using a sponge?

Brooke:
Is that wrong?

Lucas Scott:
Okay, Brooke, this is a mop.

Haley James:
Did you ever pick out your porn name?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What are you talking about?

Haley James:
Your porn name. Um, you know. You take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name, you put them together. What was the name of your first pet?

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You know that. I had a dog named Rocket.

Haley James:
Oh, Rocket. I loved Rocket. So, your mother's maiden name is Roe. Rocket Roe. Nice.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What's yours?

Haley James:
Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You named the bunny Bunny.

Haley James:
Yes, I did. And my mother's maiden name is Beaugard. So...

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Bunny Beaugard.

Haley James:
Bunny Beaugard. Dawson's Freaks, starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Nice.

Haley James:
Shut Up.

Haley James:
Did you ever figure out your porn name?

Lucas:
What are you talking about?

Haley James:
Your porn name. Uhm, you know, you take the name of your first pet and your mother's maiden name and you put them together... What was the name of your first pet?

Lucas:
You know, I have a dog named Rocket.

Haley James:
Oh, Rocket! I loved Rocket! So your mother's maiden name is Roe... Rocket Roe! [laughs] Nice!

Lucas:
[laughs] What's yours?

Haley James:
Oh, I had a bunny named Bunny.

Lucas:
You named the bunny "Bunny"?

Haley James:
Yes, I did and my mother's maiden name is Beaugard so...

Lucas:
Bunny Beaugard?

Haley James:
Bunny Beaugard... Dawson's Creek starring Rocket Roe and Bunny Beaugard. [laughs] [Lucas interrupts to say "Nice"]

Haley James:
Shut up! [laughs]

Peyton:
Those are my sketches!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
Uhm, I wasn't looking at them.

Peyton:
This is personal. Alright. I don't read your diary!

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
I don't have a diary!

Peyton:
No. Dear Diary, my daddy doesn't love me. P.S. Stay out of my stuff!

Peyton:
[sarcastically] Nice pass!

Lucas:
Nice legs!

Peyton:
I guess misery really does love company.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
What're you doing here?

Peyton:
Actually, I'm not here. I was never here.

Lucas 'Luke' Scott:
You know, I shoot the ball, and it goes in. I don't ask questions. I don't think about it. That's just the way it is.

Peyton:
Or the way it was.