Only Fools and Horses....1981

Uncle Albert:
Keep the noise down will yer, I can hardly hear this!

Del Boy:
Shut up you saucy old git.

Rodney:
Well, even if you could hear it, you couldn't understand it, could you, it's in Indian!

Uncle Albert:
In 1959 I was in Bombay!

Del Boy:
You carry on much longer by tomorrow afternoon you could be in traction.

Uncle Albert:
But I like this kind of music!

Del Boy:
Ah! Oh yeah, look at that Rodney. It's one of his favourites that is. That's that good old fashioned sing-along number, Knees Up Mother Patel.