Only Fools and Horses....1981

Rodney:
Come on, Del, let's have it. Just how do you see our respective roles in this partnership?

Del Boy:
I see it as a combination of my business acumen and salesmanship, and your ability to drive a three-wheeled van. Badly. Or did you see yourself in a different position?

Rodney:
Well, yes I did, actually! With my qualifications and experience, I saw myself more in the role of a financial advisor!

Del Boy:
Financial advisor? Listen to this, Grandad. This morning, I had just clinched a deal to buy twenty five briefcases for ?175, when my 'financial advisor' leapt in and advised me to pay ?200 for 'em! And having done that, he then advised me to chuck the bleedin' lot in the river! I mean, with financial advisors like that, who needs a bleedin' recession?