Only Fools and Horses....1981

Del Boy:
[Rodney realises that Del is behind him] You little plonker!

Rodney:
What are you doing 'ere?

Del Boy:
What Am I doing 'ere? What are you doing 'ere?

Rodney:
Well this where Debbie lives, innit! I mean... oi... you're not to pull her?

Del Boy:
No Am I not! I'm a friend of 'ere mums, that's all.

Rodney:
Yeah? When 'da meet 'er then?

Del Boy:
Lets see it was... 1964

Rodney:
[puzzled] Wha'? You only just came 'round to see 'er?

Del Boy:
No! No, I was engaged to 'er, soppy!

Rodney:
[suprised] Another one? Stone me Del, you've been engaged more times than a switchboard .

Del Boy:
You little... [pointing to LP] 'Ere I dunno why you brought that over 'cause they ain't got a record player.

Rodney:
That's alright, [bends record cover] I ain't got a record.