Only Fools and Horses....1981

Rodney Trotter:
Del, we'll probably have some problems getting these back to our depot.

Mickey Pearce:
Yeah, we came down on the Green Line, you see.

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
Oh, well, in that case your best bet's to hire an open-backed truck, ain't it?

Rodney Trotter:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. But we were wondering whether you could take a few in the back of the van.

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
The back of *my* van? You must be joking. I've only just cleared them out of the back of my van!

Rodney Trotter:
You mean you were selling them in the first place?

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
Yeah! That is the load of rubbish that Alfie Flowers sold me. Normally I'd never have bought it, but he caught me when I was a bit non compos-mentis down the 1-11 Club. I never thought I'd get shot of them, but you know me, Rodders. He who dares, wins! I actually made a tidy little profit on it and all.

Rodney Trotter:
So what are we supposed to do with them?

Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter:
Well, why don't you do what I did? Find yourselves a couple of right little plonkers with cash on the hip!