Orange Is the New Black2013

Charlie 'Donuts' Coates:
You should try the red velvet. It's new.

Wanda Bell:
Oh, jeez.

Scott O'Neill:
Do I look like an idiot to you?

Charlie 'Donuts' Coates:
No.

Scott O'Neill:
You think you can squeeze an extra dollar out of me because it's, like, "Ooh, trendy, it looks like it's bleeding"? No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullshit. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting which is meant to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.

Wanda Bell:
Okay, panda, we hear you.

Scott O'Neill:
Red velvet isn't a thing.

Wanda Bell:
Red velvet can go to Hell.