Parks and Recreation2009

Bank teller:
[counting out money] Eight hundred, nine hundred, one thousand.

April Ludgate:
And how much is left in the bank account?

Bank teller:
Eighteen dollars and four cents.

Andy Dwyer:
Woah, still a lot left over.

April Ludgate:
Okay. You wanted to hold a thousand dollars cash in your hands... [hands money to Andy and snaps fingers]

Andy Dwyer:
...That's super disappointing.

Bank teller:
[counting out singles]... Nine hundred ninety eight, nine hundred ninety night, one thousand.

Andy Dwyer:
Yes! Now *this* is what I imagined! [laughs] Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire *life*?

Bank teller:
I just handed it to you.

Andy Dwyer:
Nickels. I want nickles. A billion nickles!

April Ludgate:
No, Andy...