Parks and Recreation2009

Mark Brendanawicz:
Why does anybody wanna run for public office? You're just asking to have your entire life exposed.

Tom Haverford:
Well, if you're squeaky clean like I am, there's no problem.

Mark Brendanawicz:
Tom, you're married and you hit on women constantly.

Tom Haverford:
Yeah, but I've never sealed the deal. Just window shopping. You can fly to Brazil, just don't enter the cave, am I right? [Tom raises his hand but nobody high-fives him]