Parks and Recreation2009

Leslie Knope:
Basically, we're being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense.

Tammy Two:
None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? Who's this tall drink of water?

Andy Dwyer:
Andy.

Tammy Two:
Hey, Andy. How's it hanging?

Leslie Knope:
Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat?

Tammy Two:
Well I could do all of these things, and have, but that b*tch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot.

April Ludgate:
Ew!

Andy Dwyer:
Can we take a peek at it?

Tammy Two:
Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher, too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and destroy you with just one word. And a jar of acid.