Parks and Recreation2009

Leslie Knope:
Let's pretend we're old people and ask Ann our most dirtiest questions. I'll start.

Leslie Knope:
[imitating an old lady] I'm an old lady. Why do I need birth control? I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president.

Ann Perkins:
Well with the elderly, we're not so much worried about pregnancy, we're worried about disease.

Andy Dwyer:
Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?

Ann Perkins:
I don't think so.

Andy Dwyer:
Because it's happening to me.

Donna Meagle:
Where can I get lube that is healthy?

Andy Dwyer:
I rolled my testicles with my jazzy scooter.

Leslie Knope:
I say you look good, nursy. I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!

Ann Perkins:
[pointing to Donna] You should never eat lube.

Ann Perkins:
[pointing to Andy] You need to see a doctor immediately.

Ann Perkins:
[pointing to Leslie] And I'm sorry sir, but you need to be under 40 to ride this train.