Parks and Recreation2009

Leslie Knope:
You're not from here, right?

Tom Haverford:
No, I'm from South Carolina.

Leslie Knope:
But you moved to South Carolina from where?

Tom Haverford:
My mother's uterus.

Leslie Knope:
But you were conceived in Libya, right?

Tom Haverford:
Wow. No. I was conceived in America. My parents are Indian.

Leslie Knope:
Where did the name Haverford come from?

Tom Haverford:
My birth name is Darwish Zubair Ismail Gani. Then I changed it to Tom Haverford, because you know, brown guys with funny-sounding Muslim names don't make it far into politics.

Leslie Knope:
What about Barack Obama?

Tom Haverford:
Okay, yeah, fine, Barack Obama. If I knew a guy named Barack Obama was gonna be elected president, yeah, maybe I wouldn't have changed it.