Parks and Recreation2009

Kelly Larson:
You look sad.

Tom Haverford:
You look like an old goon who's obsessed with a kid's book.

Kelly Larson:
It's a girl, isn't it? I can tell. It's the look that Mike had on his face when Bella turned him down for the dance.

Tom Haverford:
Oh yeah? Is it? What look did your mom have on her face when she realized her son was a complete failure?

Kelly Larson:
Okay. I'll be quiet. But I do know something about heartbreak. And you know who else does?

Tom Haverford:
Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds?

Kelly Larson:
No. A little lady named Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. [Throws Tom a copy of Twilight]

Donna Meagle:
[Enters room] You should listen to him. Those books are GOOD.