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Parlamentet (Swedish for The Parliament) is a satirical panel gameshow on TV4, which parodies Swedish political debate. It was first broadcast in 1999 and is currently in its 23rd series. The current presenter is Anders S. Nilsson, who has hosted th… more »



Henrik Schyffert:
Why shouldn't you place bananas close to other fruit?

Mikael Tornving:
Well, they have nothing to talk about. It's the shallowest damn fruit of them all... it doesn't need to learn conversation with it's shape, it just lies there...

Henrik Schyffert:
Bananas release a gas, which make the other fruits grow too quickly.

Johan Wahlstr?m:
Banana gas...

Henrik Schyffert:
The hazardous banana gas is spreading!

Mikael Tornving:
W???! W???! W???! W???! Don't panic: Banana gas alert!

[Mikael Tornving simulates covering up windows with duct tape]

Mikael Tornving:
My son... whatever you do, my boy, watch out for the banana gas! It took your grand-dad, and it almost took me...

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