Patalliro!1982

[driving from Larken's party]

Patalliro:
[holds up a gold candlestick] It might be the Count's property. I thought I may have to return it, but if he's a bad guy I don't have to.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
Where did you find it?

Patalliro:
On the table.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
It was placed there?

Patalliro:
You could look at it like that...

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
Hey, don't fool around! You could be investigated by the police as a larceny suspect!

Patalliro:
[flourishes money] I couldn't steal bills if I was afraid of the police, how about that?

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
That has nothing to do with this! [points a gun, and the car swerves... ]

Patalliro:
Idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot! You let go of the wheel!