Patalliro!1982

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
You're taking Jada with you? We haven't finished our investigation yet!

Patalliro:
I got permission. I'll take him back and make him confess to what the Minister asked him to.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
Will he talk?

Patalliro:
[takes out ten thousand pounds] I told him I'd give him half of this, so he happily agreed.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
Where'd you get all that money?

Patalliro:
Don't say it like that! A certain person gave it to me as a gift.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
You're lying!

Patalliro:
[simpers] Do these eyes lie?

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
Your eyes are more untrustworthy than anyone else's!

Patalliro:
As I thought. Actually, I got it from the director of the art museum.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
The director of the art museum?

Patalliro:
Those guys attacked me there. I could have had him fired, and at worst turn it into an international incident. So he gave me ten thousand pounds.

Jack Barbarosa Bancoran:
Isn't that blackmail?

Patalliro:
I think of it as a present to Malynera.