Pee-wee's Playhouse1986

The Female Stranger:
Hello?

Pee-wee:
Uh, Is your refrigerator running?

The Female Stranger:
I had just about enough of this. And besides, My husband is a police officer. [to Gerald] Oh, Gerald? [Gives the can to the police officer]

Gerald, The Police Officer:
Yes, dear. [to Pee-Wee] What your name, kid?

Pee-wee:
Uh, Pee-Wee Herman.

Gerald, The Police Officer:
Well, You listen to me, Pee-Wee Herman. Making prank phone calls is against the law! If I was not such a nice guy, I would had taken you downtown and throw you into JAIL! And be on the criminal record for the rest of your life. Would you like that?

Pee-wee:
No sir, I mean, No officer.

Gerald, The Police Officer:
Alright, I'll let it go this time. But next time, You are going to JAIL!

Pee-wee:
There won't be a next time, I learned my lesson. Honestly.