Peep Show2003

[Jeremy and Mark are watching a tedious, badly acted play with their dates]

Jeremy Usborne:
[whispering] When do we get to go out?

Mark Corrigan:
[whispering] As far as I can make can out, we get to go out for a bit in a hour. Then we have to come back for two hours.

Jeremy Usborne:
You're kidding. I think I'll die.

Mark Corrigan:
If this was on television, no one would be watching.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh God. We aren't we watching television?

Mark Corrigan:
I can't believe coming here cost more than a film.

Jeremy Usborne:
I've got Heat on DVD at home. We're watching this, when for less money, we could be watching Robert De Niro AND Al Pacino.

Paula:
Shhh.

Mark Corrigan:
I'm going to pretend I am watching Heat.

Jeremy Usborne:
OK. Let's pretend we're just watching Heat.