Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
Mark, I'm just in a very erotic relationship right now. I mean, we're systematically breaking down all the taboos that society has.

Mark Corrigan:
Right, and love? Romance? I mean, is there any romance in any of this at all?

Jeremy Usborne:
Who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum?

Mark Corrigan:
Exactly. Exactly my point. I mean, if you've actually done... that, which, by the way, I can see no point whatsoever in myself...

Jeremy Usborne:
You'd love to try it.

Mark Corrigan:
I honestly would not! What is this modern obsession with... that? Look, Jez, what I'm trying to say is, so, for better or for worse the 60s happened and now sex is fine. But can't we take the best of that, the nice music, the colours, the "I have a dream" etc., but not have to face the... squalor?

[Mark picks up his electric toothbrush]

Jeremy Usborne:
Er, you might want to give that a bit of a rinse, actually, mate.