Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
What's going on? Are you trying to get your end away while Sophie's not here?

Mark Corrigan:
Sophie has not called me once yet, so there is actually a perfectly valid excuse for what I'm almost certainly not going to try to do, OK?

Jeremy Usborne:
OK, if Sally was sitting here now and she said "Mark, let's do it" what would you say?

Mark Corrigan:
If she promised she wasn't a Glenn Close type and happened to have a recent clean AIDS certificate?

Jeremy Usborne:
Yes.

Mark Corrigan:
That's a hypothetical question. I don't answer hypothetical questions.

Jeremy Usborne:
You're disgusting. But I like it. It's like going to a strip joint with the Pope.