Peep Show2003

[Jeremy comes home to find Mark and Gerard playing with their Roosevelt and Stalin figures]

Jeremy Usborne:
Sorry to interrupt you playing, boys.

Mark Corrigan:
We're not, we're just arranging our models... with some noises. Anyway, what are you doing back from your new job so early? Fired already?

Jeremy Usborne:
I'm back so early because I have the coolest job in the world and Ben is the coolest boss in the world. I asked him when I should come in tomorrow and he said "whenever you can make it." His motto is "The work never starts."

Mark Corrigan:
That's his motto? What's his annual turnover?

Jeremy Usborne:
Who gives a sh*t? We don't make money, money makes us.

Mark Corrigan:
What does that even mean?

Jeremy Usborne:
It means I'm gonna to light up a fatty and crack open my brand-new Xbox. Good luck with the regression session.

Mark Corrigan:
Look, I'm sorry if in an infantilised world I've somehow ended up with the non-cool toys, but why exactly is arranging a model of the greatest liberal hero of the 20th century somehow less cool than pretending on a computer that you're a Russian pimp stealing imaginary cars?

Jeremy Usborne:
I dunno, dude, I don't make the rules. Enjoy playing with soldiers and wanking over Dobby on Facebook.