Peep Show2003

Mark Corrigan:
[sipping his tea] Hold on. I didn't think we had any milk.

Jeremy Usborne:
Er... no, we do.

Mark Corrigan:
No, we definitely don't, cos I couldn't have any Sultana Bran this morning. There's no milk in the fridge, except...

[realises Jeremy has used the breast milk for the baby]

Mark Corrigan:
OH!

Jeremy Usborne:
Mark, relax.

Mark Corrigan:
This is Sophie's milk, isn't it?

Jeremy Usborne:
Think of it as lady milk, from the human cow.

Mark Corrigan:
Jeremy, this... it's... it's one step away from cannibalism!

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, right, so it's weird to drink milk from someone you know, but to drink milk from another species, some cow you've never met, that's fine, is it?

Mark Corrigan:
Yes! Yes, it bloody well is!

Jeremy Usborne:
Well, suit yourself.

[sips of his tea]

Jeremy Usborne:
Mmm, luxury milk!

[Mark looks at him, revolted]