Peep Show2003

Super Hans:
Oi, Jez! What the f***? [makes the "penis entering vagina" hand signal] Yoko says you were giving it all that at Big Suze's.

Zahra:
What? Jeremy, were you?

Jeremy Usborne:
God, no! It wasn't sex, you know, it was just... sexy hand signals.

Zahra:
Why were you giving her sexy hand signals?

Jeremy Usborne:
I... it was all a misunderstanding. I was in the kitchen, and I might have done a... [does the "OK" hand signal]... like that, for "OK", yeah? And then, there were lots of little sausages around, so maybe I put the sausage in the "OK" to ask "Would you like to put a sausage in your mouth?"

Super Hans:
You mean, see if she wanted to put a sausage in her mouth and then take it out and then put back it in again!

Jeremy Usborne:
Yeah!

Super Hans:
You know how I feel about her. You're gonna f***ing pay for this.

Jeremy Usborne:
Look, it's not my fault she doesn't speak English! This kind of thing probably happens the whole time at the UN!