Peep Show2003

Super Hans:
[looking at the junk-filled room which is going to be their pub] Oh yeah. F*** yeah, look at this place!

Jeremy Usborne:
I know. Still, we can move all this crap out and put a bar in, what, over there?

Super Hans:
No mate, no way. Don't change nothing. It's perfect.

Jeremy Usborne:
Perfect? Super Hans, it doesn't even look like a pub.

Super Hans:
Exactly. I've been down enough bloody city boy chain pubs with their logos in the foam and disinfectant in the lager, air freshener in the mayo. Nah, I wanna run a place that makes a difference.

Jeremy Usborne:
Yeah, well, I'm sure we can sort that out somehow. Let's start by getting rid of this.

Super Hans:
[slams his hand down on the washing machine next to him] That stays. That's the reason I fell in love with this place.

Jeremy Usborne:
You want a washing machine in the pub?

Super Hans:
It'll freak 'em out! What the f***'s a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus, I need a drink. Yeah? And boom, they'll have to have one of our organic scrumpies.

Jeremy Usborne:
Right, the thing is, Hans, as I've said before, I really just think we should serve at least one lager, and nuts. You know, people like lager and nuts.

Super Hans:
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.