Peep Show2003

[In the hospital, Mark finds Jeremy sitting at Ben's bedside, reading to him]

Mark Corrigan:
Jez?

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, hi, Mark.

Mark Corrigan:
What are you doing?

Jeremy Usborne:
I'm reading FHM to this unconscious guy.

Mark Corrigan:
But why?

Jeremy Usborne:
Because I have a heart.

Mark Corrigan:
Yeah?

[Zahra comes back into the room, still on her phone. Mark realises what's going on]

Zahra:
Work's crazy. Thanks so much.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, OK.

Jeremy Usborne:
What?

Mark Corrigan:
Nothing.

Jeremy Usborne:
What?

Mark Corrigan:
Nothing.

Jeremy Usborne:
[getting up] No, go on, what?

Mark Corrigan:
No, it's fine.

Jeremy Usborne:
What are you saying?

Mark Corrigan:
Nothing.

Jeremy Usborne:
Look, there's no need to all cynical just because...

Mark Corrigan:
Jeremy, it's fine. I'm actually quite glad it's all a filthy duplicitous ploy, I was worried you had a complete personality change.

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh, just because I'm doing something decent there has to be this weird thing going on?

Mark Corrigan:
Uh, yes. Normally, yes.