Peep Show2003

Super Hans:
So, uh, how's it all going with Soph and the baby?

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, you know, for a while it's been pretty boring but I think we're getting to the utterly terrifying bit.

Super Hans:
Take my advice, stay away from the goal end, mate.

Mark Corrigan:
Yeah?

Super Hans:
Yeah. You don't wanna get thinking about that. It's like the... it's like the Channel Tunnel. Lovely, it's all about your holidays, but imagine you saw a f***ing huge baby coming out of it. Never be the same again.

Mark Corrigan:
Right.

Super Hans:
One other tip, trip.

Mark Corrigan:
What?

Super Hans:
Trip your f***ing nuts off, makes it amazing.

Mark Corrigan:
Isn't it pretty amazing anyway?

Super Hans:
Dunno. Yeah, maybe. But if you're tripping and you're having a baby, it's like "Fuuuck!" You know? You see a little guy come out of there, what's gonna happen next? Frogs out of her arsehole? Milk out of her ears? Anything's possible.