Peep Show2003

[Jeff has asked Mark to buy him some condoms so he can have sex with Sophie]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] This is it. This is my lowest ever. Wish I'd told him to f*** off, except then I'd never be allowed back. [Looking through the selection of condom packets] OK, right, Featherlite. Don't want him to enjoy it any more than is strictly necessary. Ultra Strong. Yeah, he won't feel a thing. But then maybe he'll last longer and... Oh Jesus, this is a minefield. Serve him right if I prick them all with pins and then... Sophie got pregnant and therefore he ended up getting married. Got to think through these plans more. I'll just go for these. Coloured. At least that'll make him look faintly ridiculous. I win... in the most minor way possible.