Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
God, I really, really, really, really hope the baby's not mine. The last thing I need is an infant cramping my style.

Mark Corrigan:
Me too. I guess it's 50/50.

[looks at Jeremy]

Mark Corrigan:
What?

Jeremy Usborne:
Is it really 50/50? Or is it in fact much more likely that my guys will have won the sperm war?

Mark Corrigan:
What?

Jeremy Usborne:
Mine are like soldiers of fortune. The Scuba Squadron.

Mark Corrigan:
The Scuba Squadron?

Jeremy Usborne:
Yours are probably just glad of the practice, like "Yay, we're out and we're not in the wank flannel." Mine are much more "OK guys, here we go again, this is the drop zone, you know the drill." Suave.

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] He actually thinks he has suave spermatozoa. He characterises his sperms.