Peep Show2003

Alan Johnson:
Hey, hey, hey, Marco. How you going, good buddy?

Mark Corrigan:
Yeah, great actually old pal.

Alan Johnson:
Oh really? Cause I thought you might be feeling like a guy who's just walked into a high-class restaurant with a sausage dog on the end of his dick.

Mark Corrigan:
Uh, no?

Alan Johnson:
I got something up on my visual display unit this morning, Mark. I thought it was a high-definition photo of some dog sh*t. Then I took a closer look, and I realised it was actually your sales record.

Mark Corrigan:
Oh, right.

Alan Johnson:
I pulled strings to get you in, Mark. If you look like a sausage dog f***er, then I look like a sausage dog f***er. Do you get me?

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Got to get my dick out of the dog.