Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
[discussing how they're going to kick Jerry out of Mark's apartment] What about going Litvinenko?

Mark Corrigan:
Kill him? With polonium?

Jeremy Usborne:
Not full Litvinenko. Just a little bit of something debilitating in his pasta each night. Grind him down, weaken him, till he's all pathetic, and you can just [motions scooping Jerry up with his left hand] scoop him up like a sick whippet and [motions throwing Jerry away] dump him.

Mark Corrigan:
Um...

Jeremy Usborne:
You might quite like tending him as he grows weaker and weaker.

Mark Corrigan:
[acting out their scenario] "Here's your tea, Jerry. God, you must get better soon."

Jeremy Usborne:
[acting out their scenario] "Oh, do sit up, Jerry, while I spoon you some more of this slightly silvery porridge."

Mark Corrigan, Jeremy Usborne:
[both laugh mischievously]

Jeremy Usborne:
Should I keep my voice down?

Mark Corrigan:
No, he's an irritatingly sound sleeper. Ear plugs and eye mask, the full blot.

Jeremy Usborne:
Well, we could start by just... moving his stuff out.

Mark Corrigan:
No. No, we couldn't. Could we?

Jeremy Usborne:
[looks at Mark mischieviously]