Peep Show2003

Jeremy Usborne:
I can't believe we're going back to Dartie! There's no quim likes to party...

Mark Corrigan:
Like the quim down in the Dartie. Yeah, those were the days. Did you ever appeal about your degree mark?

Jeremy Usborne:
Who cares about that sh*t? I didn't go to university to get a degree.

Mark Corrigan:
No, of course. Anyway, no use regretting the past, I wish I'd done Ancient History, but...

Jeremy Usborne:
I thought you did do Ancient History.

Mark Corrigan:
I did Business Studies, Jeremy, for three years. And I talked to you about it daily.

Jeremy Usborne:
Right.

[voiceover]

Jeremy Usborne:
I could tell him that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.

[to Mark]

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh well, that's all ancient history now.

[Mark isn't amused]