Peep Show2003

[On the bus, Sophie accidentally sits on Mark's hand]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Oh no, sh*t, she's... I should say... No, too late. Already, it's too late. Maybe if we hit a bump I can slip it out. Or keep schtum, ride it out. Going to need to waggle eventually, to keep the circulation going.

Sophie Chapman:
Oh God, there's something... Mark have you... Your hand.

Mark Corrigan:
Er, oh. I was gonna say, but... I just... Sorry.

Sophie Chapman:
No, no, it's fine.

[she starts reading her book]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Of course, she's giving you the book-off. Ugh. Women don't want your hand under their bottoms, Mark. That's been established, that's a given. "She sat on it, officer. It was an accident." "Of course it was, now get in with the nonces." What a disaster.