Peep Show2003

Nancy:
Jez, I've got a biggie to ask you. Would you consider marrying me?

Jeremy Usborne:
Yes!

Nancy:
Obviously it wouldn't be a real wedding.

Jeremy Usborne:
No? Oh right. Well, in that case... yes!

Nancy:
See, it's just my visa's run out and the Home Office called. I mean, I know a couple of gay guys who'd be up for it but...

Jeremy Usborne:
Oh Nancy, don't marry those gays. Marry me.

Nancy:
Honey, you understand this would just be an administrative procedure, right?

Jeremy Usborne:
Exactly. The happiest administrative procedure of our lives!