Peep Show2003

[Mark is at Sophie's place with a couple of her friends but her now ex-boyfriend Jeff has come round to collect his stuff and is spoiling the evening]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Sh*t, this is just not normal. Someone's got to do something.

[looking at Sam the Buddhist]

Mark Corrigan:
He's gonna just stand there like Jeff's the invading Chinese army.

[looking at Sophie and Karen]

Mark Corrigan:
They're women, that old get-out. Oh God, it's got to be me!

[he gets up]

Mark Corrigan:
Listen Jeff. I, er, I think, you know, it's time you left.

Jeff Heaney:
Oh, really? And what are you gonna do about it, exactly?

Mark Corrigan:
What am I gonna do?

[voiceover]

Mark Corrigan:
What am I gonna do?

[to Jeff]

Mark Corrigan:
Nothing. Except stand here, like a civilised man, and wait for you to do the civilised thing and leave.

[Jeff looks at him, then looks at Sophie]

Jeff Heaney:
[meekly] Yeah, well, I'll just be getting some CDs out the bedroom.

[he quietly leaves the room]

Mark Corrigan:
[voiceover] Brilliant. Probably looks like I was ready to punch him, when actually I was going to use the Buddhist as a human shield.