Perfect Hair Forever2004

Uncle Grandfather:
Behold...the hamburger necklace.

Young Man:
Ok.

Uncle Grandfather:
To carry around in honor. But put it-- Put it on your neck stock.

Young Man:
My what?

Uncle Grandfather:
Head pole.

Young Man:
My what?

Uncle Grandfather:
Head root, whatever.

Young Man:
I-I'm not fol--

Uncle Grandfather:
To earn my respect. You must help my stupid bald nephew Gerald, FIND THE RED BOX!

[Uncle Grandfather puts the hamburger necklace onto Young Man's neck]

Young Man:
Is it a magical bean?

Uncle Grandfather:
Does what have what?

Young Man:
How can I use this?

Uncle Grandfather:
Uh...it's a hamburger. So, you know...snacking.

[Young Man and Uncle Grandfather went to an awkward pause for a couple seconds while Uncle Grandfather pulls out a smoke bomb to transport them outside of UG's doorstep for Young Man to leave]

Uncle Grandfather:
[to Young Man] ...See you later.