Perfect Strangers1986

Balki Bartokomous:
Larry, Larry, Larry! I look everywhere for you! I walk the streets, I search the alleys, I say to everyone, 'Have you seen Larry?' You don't know how many people have never heard of you! But now I find you and I'm safe, I'm safe, I'm safe!

Larry Appleton:
Yes, yes, now you're safe! Who are you?

Balki Bartokomous:
I am Balki Bartokomous! Philo, my fifth cousin three times removed is the step-uncle to your father on my mother's side, two continents removed.

Larry Appleton:
I see, so we're sort of related by rumor.