Pets2001

Davina:
[to Trevor] Oi, limp dick! You seen my tablets anywhere?

Trevor:
No!

Hamish:
[Voiceover] Oh, this is the cat. She's a Persian blue, but I prefer to think of her as a crazy, psychotic b*tch.

Trevor:
No, I haven't seen your tablets.

Davina:
Are you sure? Because if you have and you're not telling me I'm going to put a skewer through your knob!

Trevor:
You're not very good in the mornings, are ya?

Davina:
So, have you seen them?

Trevor:
A long-term dependence on prescription drugs can actually be more harmful than beneficial, according to a report in my magazine...

Davina:
*Really*? I wasn't aware that "Big Lady Flaps Monthly" was a medical publication.

Trevor:
I'll have you know, that's a quality read!

Davina:
It's a spangle mag!

Trevor:
So?

Davina:
It's not like it carries any kind of intelligent editorial.

Trevor:
Yes, it does.

Davina:
Where? In between pictures of "Miss Mega Muff" and "Sally Super Snatch"?

Trevor:
Actually, it focuses on a number of important issues.

Davina:
What's important about seeing a couple of Readers' Wives being back-scuttled with a cricket stump?

Trevor:
Well, it's important to me.

Hamish:
[Voiceover] Classy people, my friends... Is it any wonder I started to feel... Desperate?