Hamish:
Bastards! You utter bastards!
Davina:
Oi, f***stick! Keep the noise down! Have you any idea what time it is?
Hamish:
All right, I get it!
Trevor:
What?
Hamish:
I get it! I know you're having a party in here!
Trevor:
A party?
Hamish:
Yes! You're having a party and you didn't invite me!
JP:
No, we're not! It's a discussion group! An interactive workshop event, if you will.
Hamish:
At four o' f***ing clock in the morning?
Trevor:
We like to get an early start.
Hamish:
I see... And what prey are you discussing?
JP:
Today's topic is "Self-Abuse: Is It a Sight for Sore Eyes?"
Hamish:
You're lying!
Trevor:
No, we're not. I have here a selection of educational texts, which clearly define the link between blindness and pulling your pug.
Hamish:
They're wank mags!
Trevor:
Maybe so, but if you look on page three of the current edition of The Rimshot, you'll be surprised by what you see.
Hamish:
It's a picture of a traffic warden and a rather tired donkey...
Trevor:
No, below that. "Readers' Wives Respond to Polling".
Hamish:
You're still lying, you bastards! You're having a party!
JP:
No, I think what we have here is a very serious question of moral ethics.
Hamish:
What we have here is a serious question of why you *c*nts* are having a party at four o'clock in the f***ing morning!
Davina:
If you wish to join the debate, we will have to ask you to moderate your language... You tosser! Do you *have* anything to contribute on the subject of wanking? I imagine you *do*!
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