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Trevor:
Hello. Can I have a word?

Davina:
You can have two words, if you like; f*** off!

Trevor:
I was wondering if we could have a little... Chat?

Davina:
[sighs] Does it in any way involve your grubby little knob?

Trevor:
No?

Davina:
Are you sure? Because if it comes anywhere near me during the course of our conversation I'm going to cut it off at the root and gouge out your eyes with it!

Trevor:
Maybe I'll come back later...

Davina:
What do you want?

Trevor:
Well, it would appear by some bizarre sequence of events, Hamish has been elected as the new head of one of the Mafia's most powerful crime families.

Davina:
So what do you want me to do about it? Send him a congratulations card?