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Trevor:
Look, take it easy. First thing's first, we're in a tricky situation and need to take some sort of action.

Hamish:
Such as?

Trevor:
Well, since this whole Christmas thing was his idea, I suggest we beat the crap out the parrot and then eat him in lieu of Christmas dinner.

JP:
Can't you eat someone else?

Davina:
I like your idea and yet I feel it is unworkable until such a time as we are no longer f***ing well tied together!