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Hamish:
What *are* you doing, Trevor?

Trevor:
Spag off!

Hamish:
Charming!

Trevor:
If you must know, it's a protest. Sort of political act. I am covering the walls with me own faeces.

Hamish:
So what's different?

Trevor:
What do you mean?

Hamish:
Well, aren't you *always* covering the walls with your own sh*t? You normally call it going to the toilet.

Trevor:
My personal hygiene is beyond reproach. I'll have you know I went through an entire roll of arse wipe last year.