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Davina:
What are you doing?
Trevor:
I've got an itch!
Davina:
Hm.
Trevor:
I've got an itch and I can't reach it! Driving me f***ing mad!
Davina:
So?
Trevor:
So, do you think you could possibly... Scratch it for me?
Davina:
Sod off.
Trevor:
What?
Davina:
Well, it always starts like this, doesn't it? You start by asking me to scratch your back, then you roll over and ask me to scratch your front. The next thing I know you've got an enormous great purple growler and you start panting like a dog on heat!
Trevor:
I *am* a dog on heat!
Davina:
Well, I'm not falling for it this time. If you've got an itch, find someone else to scratch it for you.
Trevor:
But I've only got short arms...
Davina:
Grow your claws!
Trevor:
I'll pay you...
Davina:
With *what*?
Trevor:
Jaffa Cakes?
Davina:
If you think I'm going to play with your pink whippet for a bit of chocolate covered sponge with a jammy filling, you're very much mistaken.
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